What the Fish Thinks
I woke up this morning thinking, "how did I get stuck with these people?" This thought went through my fish- mind as I was finishing my morning schedule which consist of, well basically nothing. I was floating near a figure of a shark which is my favorite thing to do.
Actually that may not be true. I often float and think about the world, (Except at night, because all fish need sleep.) This has made me much smarter than my humans. It is strange that most humans think the world is round. The world is really a flat plate which is fixed to the back of a giant turtle. It is also very odd that humans do not acknowledge their doppelgangers. Us fish can see them by simple going to the edge of our habitats. However humans squash them, and turn them black! Reducing them to mere figments of themselves.
Speaking of blackness, today a small human child tried to turn me black by rubbing its fin-like thing on my back. I immediately bit the human and swam away. The human let out a terrible roar a darted away as well.
Do not think this means I hate humans, how could I? They bring me all my food. However they still are the most illogical creators on the turtle.
I heard once about a fish. His name was Nemo. He got kidnapped by some humans. His Daddy was most upset. He swam around almost the whole big blue water until he found his son. I wonder what ever happen to that fish. My mother told me that he likely fell into the turtle's mouth. Poor, poor, Elmo, I mean Nemo. I wonder what happened to his doppelganger. I bet his name was Elmo. Mine is named Phil, he is soooo cool! The only bad thing is that he keeps doing whatever I do. I must get him to stop doing that.
I wonder if the turtle has a doppelganger. It would be soooo cool if he did! Its name would be Jack, and Jack could help his real doppelganger get all the little stupid people off his back! That would be awesome!
But still, no one would feed me? Will you feed me?
My first fanfic. Please reveiw!