Sexy Samantha, an icarly fanfic

A/N: I just have to!

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.

"Freddie! Hurry Up! We're about to start the show!" Carly exclaimed.

"I'm coming!" Freddie yelled. It was 80's day. THey were all going to be doing a tribute to their favorite 80's singer on iCarly and Freddie had just finished putting on his

Micheal Johnson costume. Each member of iCarly was going to be preforming tonight. A song, from their favorite singer.

Carly was up first.

"In five...four...three...two..." Freddie pointed.

"I'm Carly!"

"And I'm Sam!"

"And this is iCarly!"

"Now on today's show..." Carly started.

"We're going to be SINGING!" Sam exclaimed.

"But not just any songs!"

"80's-themed songs!" Sam said.

Carly was up first. She was dressed up like Pam Fenatar.

"Cue lights, Fred-head." Sam said. Freddie did.

Carly pulled up a mike and grinned at the camera.

Love is a Battlefield came on.

This is me

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands love is a battlefield
Woah, we are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

You're making me to go, you're begging me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you've had?
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love, and I'm chained to your side

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

And if I'm losing control will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?
And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?
There's no way this could die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, you'll need me to hold

Freddie clapped as she finished her song, dutifully filling his role as a good friend. Sam was up next. She was dressed as Lisa Gourd. Kiss Me Deadly started to play.

I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
I went to a party last Saturday night
I told you that story, I'd be alright
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing

But I know what I like
I know I like dancin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancin' with me
Yeah, yeah

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

Had a few beers, gettin' high
Sittin', watchin' the time go by,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
Nothin' to eat and no TV
Lookin' in the mirror don't get it for me
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing

But I know what I like
I know I like dancin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancin' with me
Oh, yeah

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

You know I like dancin' with you
Dancin' with you
C'mon

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me

C"mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly.

Finally, it was Freddie's turn. They all thought that he was going to be doing "Dirty Diana", but he had switched it up a little. He grinned as he saw Sam. This one was for her.

"This is dedicated to my wonderful girlfriend, Sam, whom I hve been dating for 1 month today." Freddie said, getting in front of the camera.

"Yeah, Yeah. Get sappy Benson." Sam hit him and got out of his way. Freddie grabbed a mike.

Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .

You'll Never Make Me Stay
So Take Your Weight Off Of Me
I Know Your Every Move
So Won't You Just Let Me Be
I've Been Here Times Before
But I Was Too Blind To See
That You Seduce Every Man
This Time You Won't Seduce Me

She's Saying That's Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Please
I Have The Stuff That You Want
I Am The Thing That You Need
She Looked Me Deep In The Eyes
She's Touchin' Me So To Start
She Says There's No Turnin' Back
She Trapped Me In Her Heart

Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, No
Sexy Samantha
Let Me Be!

Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .
Oh No . . .

She Likes The Boys In The
Band
She Knows When They Come To Town
Every Musician's Fan After
The Curtain Comes Down
She Waits At Backstage
Doors
For Those Who Have Prestige
Who Promise
Fortune And Fame, A Life
That's So Carefree
She's Saying That's Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Want
I'll Be Your Night Lovin' Thing
I'll Be The Freak You Can Taunt
And I Don't Care What You
Say
I Want To Go Too Far
I'll Be Your Everything
If You Make Me A Star

Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, No
Sexy Samantha. . .
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, No
Sexy Samantha. . .
Samantha!
Samantha!
Sexy Samantha!
It's Sa . . .Man . . .ThAAAa . . .
Come On!

She Said I Have To Go Home
'Cause I'm Real Tired You See
But I Hate Sleepin' Alone
Why Don't You Come With
Me
I Said My Baby's At Home
She's Probably Worried
Tonight
I Didn't Call On The Phone To
Say That I'm Alright

Samantha Walked Up To Me,
She Said I'm All Yours
Tonight
At That I Ran To The Phone
Sayin' Baby I'm Alright
I Said But Unlock The Door,
Because I Forgot The Key,
She Said He's Not Coming
Back
Because He's Sleeping With
Me

Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, No
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha, Nah
Sexy Samantha. . .
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!...

Sam grinned, came over to where he was, kissed him, then punched him.

"That was for indirectly calling me Samantha. It's Sam. Just Sam. And if you ever do that again, I will kill you." she said.

Freddie grinned wider.

"I wouldn't expect anything less." he said.

A/N: Well? REVIEW!