A Day at the Day Care Center
(Some Pokemon smut by Dwald.)
*Note that the pokemon communicate with each other telepathically*
The old man at the desk waited quietly as the two trainers made their way to the Pokemon Day Care building. They were chatting casually as they came through the door and placed their pokeballs on the table.
"I'm leaving my Mewtwo," said one of the two, "I got him in a lab. Or a cave. Depending on whether this is based off the game or the anime." The other one chuckled. "Mewtwo? I'M leaving Mew! The original! And it's also a legit shiny!"
"I call bullshit," said the first as they walked back outside… The old man took the pokeballs out to the back yard, a fenced in area, which would TOTALLY hold flying type pokemon. He released the two; Mewtwo and Mew. Mew was indeed shiny; but it was rainbow colored, so it probably wasn't legit. The old man walked back inside, muttering "Damn action replays…" under his breath.
"So… I hear you can do like… everything," Mewtwo said in interest. "Yep! I can learn any move," Mew replied, "and I HAVE!" Mewtwo turned to her. "Well since we are in a day care…" he grinned, "let's do it, un!"
Mewtwo used Harden, and then Pay Day for extra convincing. He used Thrash to get his violent poke-dick inside her, and then Detect to find her Poke-Gspot. It wasn't long until he used Hydro Pump, which knocked her back a few feet. Mew used Recover, and then Bind to trap Mewtwo. She then used Fury Swipes and Tail Whip, which just made Mewtwo use Harden more and more. He used Tackle on Mew, followed with Rollout. He put his penor inside Mew's mouth and used Water Gun. He used Withdraw, turned her around, and used Vine Whip. He re-entered her cave and began to repeatedly use Pound, until she used Screech. This lowered his defense, but it did not matter; he had already started the Hyper Beam. Mew fainted while Mewtwo had to recharge…
The next morning Mew had laid an egg. It hatched into a Magikarp fairly soon. "Oh God," Mewtwo sighed, "we have a retard."
The old man was sitting quietly at his desk playing Blue version when all of the sudden he heard a loud gun shot. He threw down his game, after saving it, to see what had caused the noise. When he got outside, all he saw was a plate of fish sticks sitting on the ground. The pokemon were nowhere to be seen. He was so fucking fired…