Broken Pistol
Liz walked through the mansion, searching for her meister.
"Kid!" Liz shouted. "Kid! Where are you? Uh! Where is he?" She walked along the corridor, opening each door along the way. She kept doing this until a picture on each wall made her stop. On both walls was a picture of her, her sister, Patti, and their meister, Death the Kid, in between them.
"Awww!" Liz smiled sweetly. "This is one of my favorite pictures of us." She reached out and gently touched the glass right above Kid. "I really wish you knew how much I feel about you."
"Feel about who?" came a voice at the end of the hall, making Liz jump.
"Uh, n-no one Kid." Liz stammered.
"Okay then." Kid said calmly. "I heard you calling me. I was in my study. What is it you need?"
"Well, I was just wondering what you wanted for dinner. It's my turn to cook."
"Hmm. What do you think would be a symmetrical meal?"
"Well, how about some fish and rice? I can make it as symmetrical as possible."
"You know what?" Kid said excitedly. "That sounds delicious!"
"Okay, Kid!" Liz said with a cute smile. "Fish and rice it is!" Liz turned around to start heading to the kitchen.
"Hey, Liz!" Kid said. Liz turned to face him.
"Yea, Kid?"
"Thank you," He said sincerely. "For cooking, cleaning, and making things symmetrical. I know it's hard to deal with me, but you do it anyway. So, thank you. I appretiate everything you do."
"It's no problem Kid. Don't worry about it. I love it here." Liz smiled bigly at him. "Well, I better go start making dinner."
"Okay, see you at dinner." Kid said quietly.
"Okay." Liz said as she started walking toward the kitchen, trying to hide her happiness.
Kid stood there, in awe, as Liz walked away. She is so cute when she swings her hips like that, he thought. He pictured Liz walking toward him like that, only she was naked in this fantasy. "You know you want it Kid. You know you do." She crooned sexily to him.
He was quickly pulled back into reality when he felt that familiar tingle. "Dammit!" he shouted. "Why does she do the things to me? Why can't I tell her how I feel!" Kid then stomped off to his room, not aware of Patti sitting in the next room with a paper giraffe on her desk.
Patti looked at her giraffe. "Who do you think he was talking about, Mr. Giraffe?" She sat there, waiting for an answer. "Remember! I can break your neck!" Patti giggled. She then reached up and broke the giraffe's paper neck.
Liz looked over her cooking supplies. "I hope Kid likes this meal." She said to herself. She picked up the salmon and placed it delicately on a pan. She gingerly sprinkled spices evenly over the fish and stuck it in the oven. She stood there for a couple of seconds. I wonder who Kid likes, Liz thought randomly.
She pictured Kid coming up behind her and hugging her around her waist. "It smells delicious honey. I can't wait to eat it." She pictured Kid saying lovingly to her.
She let out a squeak when someone actually came up behind her and hugged her waist, pulling her from her fantasies.
"Hiya Sis!" Patti said excitedly. "Wutcha makin'?"
"Oh, hi Patti. You scared me. I'm just making fish and rice for dinner." Liz replied, turning in her sister's arms to face her.
"Oh, yummy!" Patti unlatched her arms from around Liz's waist and snakes them around her sister's neck.
"Patti!" Liz whispered. "We are in the kitchen!"
"Oh, I know!" Patti said cutely. "But I wanna have some fun sissy!"
"Well, it can wait." Liz said calmly, wrapping her arms around Patti's waist. "I have to make dinner." Liz bends her head down and gently kisses Patti on the lips. When she pulls away, Patti looks up at her with a frown on her face.
"Why can't Kid make dinner?" Patti asked innocently.
"Do you want him in here for hours?" Liz laughs.
"Well…. No…. I guess not…. But I want to have some fun." Patti whines.
"Just let me make dinner okay? It gives you time to get even sexier for me." Liz says with a wink.
Patti smiles bigly at her. "Okay!" She squeals, then quickly kisses her sister and runs off. As soon as Liz sees Patti is gone, she sighs.
"If I'm going to be pleasing Patti, how can I please Kid?" She asked the empty kitchen.