Mayalah: Hi! Here's MY Ask the Gang.

Inuyasha: (mumbling) Unfortunately. Maybe if I...

Mayalah: What's that? Three hour of Dora the Explorer, Telytubies, and Barney? Each.

Inuyasha: (scared, and anime tiny) Nothing!

Mayalah: that's what I thought.

Sango: Wow, How'd you do that?

Miroku: Yes, do tell. It's very hard to get a reaction like that out of him. Even for Kagome when she's in an incredibly bad mood.

Mayalah: (just gives an evil and secretive, but kind of silly grin then changes to shrugging with an innocent I don't know look.)

Myoga: lets just say he's been through worse lengths of the same punishment and that it's a bad idea to mess with her when she's in a bad mood. (Kuwabara and Yusuke nodding their heads in agreement to the second part, having never experienced the first part)

Mayalah: (slapping Myoga flatter than a pancake for doing his vampire bit) Who, me? Kagome, please do the honors.

Kagome: Sure. Mayalah doesn't own anything she borrows for her fan fiction.

'sssssssssssssss' thought "sssssss"

Ask the Gang #1

This is for Inuyasha and Yuyu Hakasho and maybe Dragon Ball Z/GT. Depends.

Kiari: "Hi! Welcome to my ask the gang. I'm Kiari.

Shippo: "Where's Mayalah? You sound and smell like her, but you look different than she usually disguises herself and your names different.

Kiari: "I am Mayalah, just a different name and disguise.

Kurama: Just as I thought.

Kagome: pouts "I'll never know her real name or know what she really looks like.

Kiari: "That's most likely the truth, that it is.

Kenshin: "Why must you imitate the way I talk?"

Kiari: "Cause' I feel like it. I'll call if you're needed."

Kagome: "What are you talking about?"

Kiari: "He's part of security. Safety precaution."

Inuyasha: "Must you do this?"

Kiari: "Yup."

Inuyasha: "Darn it! At least you'll probably ruin Sesshomaru's reputation... but I'll probably still make fun of/ humiliate characters, though."

Kiari: "That reminds me. I will not make Sesshomaru gay, girly, or have him with a lisp. Though, as you know, it's probably impossible for me to not make a character at least a little ooc."

Inuyasha and other random people: pout "Awww."

Yusuke: "She might just be planning to torture Hiei like that instead."

Kiari: "Nope."

Sesshomaru: "Thank you. That was quite infuriating and annoying."

Shippo, Inuyasha, and Jin: exchange grins then run in circles like maniacs yelling "Sesshomaru apologized? Run! It's the apocalypse!" Sesshomaru uses whip of light on them paying particular attention to Inuyasha. (without killing them)

Shippo, Koenma and Jin: "What was that for?"

Sesshomaru: "For being annoying."

Kiari: "No problem, Fluffy." Gets death glared at by Sesshomaru because she called him Fluffy, but lets it go that time.

Keiko: "We're not even from the show Inuyasha, so why are we even here?"

Kurama: "Keiko has a point, why are we here?"

Kiari: "Because you're part of this. This is a cross over ask the gang. Oh, yes. Some, perhaps most characters, such as Koenma, Botan, Koga, Naraku the evil monkey boy, and Kikyo, and most likely will not be around for the next letter. Miroku, don't even try it. No perverted question either, or you'll get worse than a slap or a hit on the head with hiraikotsu. Sango, you're the one that gets to use these." puts prayer beads on Miroku.

Sango: (testingly) "Thanks. Hentai. (Thud) Well, that takes care of the pervert. Keep your hands to yourself, lecher." slaps Miroku, who just did his hentai bit.

Kikyo: "..."

Kiari: "Go away, Kikyo. You aren't welcome here even when you've got a question, undead miko, and I'll attempt to kill you when your here otherwise, even then, perhaps... so you should start running if you value your 'life'... that goes for Naraku as well" Takes out two katanas and starts chasingsaid duoto prove her point.

Everyone else: anime sweat drops. "..."

Kiari: "Darn. She got away. Oh, well."

Inuyasha: "Leave Kikyo alone or I'll make you."

Kiari: "Never and I doubt you'd manage it, dog boy." Inuyasha then starts charging her.

Inuyasha: "Iron-"

Kiari: sighs and takes out something that's a cross between a remote and a cross between a cell phone and a walky talky. "We have a situation. Come here now." Then suddenly appears...

Kiari: "Thanks, Goku. Good thing you know instant transmission."

Goku: Holding Inuyasha back "No problem. But why didn't you stop him yourself? I know you can."

Kiari: "Your right. Three reasons: One, I didn't feel like it. In other words, I was lazy. Two, I causing an argument by asking Kagome to 'sit' him. And three, I'm saving a third way I can stop him for another ask the gang."

Goku: lets Inuyasha go. "Oh." leaves "Bye."

Inuyasha: "What do you mean 'third way'?"

Kiari: smirks secretively "You'll see. Well, that's all. If you want to send in questions, you have to review and write a letter to me that way... but mention it's questions if you do. Bye."

End of segment

Mayalah: Remember, no reviews, no update. Plus, I only might include Dragon Ball Z/GT for ask the gang questions.

Inuyasha: (tries to sneak-up attack Mayalah to make sure there won't be a next time)

Mayalah: (bonks Inuyasha on the head with a still-sheathed sword) You have to better than that if you want to attempt something like that. Baka hanyou.

Shippo: (nods head in agreement) When will he learn?

Sango: Never, probably.

Miroku:(nods in agreement)

Kurama: Are you alright, Mayalah?

Mayalah: Perfectly. As I said, he'll have to do better than that. But thanks for asking. Well, that's the end of that. Oh, yeah. I'll accept questions for me concerning stories I've written as well. Bye.

Everyone else there: Bye. (all leave)