Dear human Dib,

I wish to make peace with you and your FILTHY human worms, come to my ... house tomorrow for waffles.

Earth Rules - Zim

Dib re-read the letter out loud to himself for a third time. Could he really be serious? Could this really be the end of their silly rivalry? Dib wondered to himself as he opened the door to his room and sat on his bed.

"What's he up to?.....Why am I talking to myself?" Dib shook his head and took of his trench coat. It seems like just yesterday he set out to capture him, now they are in high school. Dib's hair had grown out a little bit, the spike on the top of his head had grown a kink in it, similar to his fathers. And his body had grown to match the enormity of his head. He had to admit, he was an attractive guy. But, he had no time for girls, the only thing that mattered to him was Zim...capturing Zim.

"DIB! Your smell is making me sick!" Gaz yelled from the hall, throwing a towel at him as she passed by. He shrugged his shoulders deciding that a shower would help him decipher Zim's message, and walked toward the bathroom, flinging his shirt off along the way revealing a surprisingly well toned body, with all that alien hunting and what not.

He turned on the shower and removed the rest of his clothing, stepping into the spray of hot water. He moaned quietly as the heat soothed his muscles. He let his mind wander, mostly about Zim, his appearance had also changed, he was a little taller, not as tall as Dib, but still green and scrawny. His stomach began to feel weird as his mind wandered over another side of Zim... He was an alien but his body was very similar to a human... he knew he has alien organs..but what about sexual organs? He had to have that ... How else did he species reproduce?

Dib gasped as the image of naked Zim flashed into his mind. He never really thought about it before, his mind made the image clearer. Dib bit his lip as he felt blood rush to his lower extremities. He ignored the heat and tried to think of what would happen at the...waffle eating tomorrow. He imagined Zim revealing his plan to destroy the human race starting with him, Then leaping into action Dib tackles Zim to the ground... Dib groaned his neglected erection twitched at the thought of their bodies contacting like that.

He ran a hand through is wet hair, down his neck and chest, running over one of his nipples, he gasped and ran over it again, shivering at the sensation. As hard as It was to believe, he had never touched himself like that before, he never felt the need to, even at the thought of the prettiest girl in school....could that mean something?

His hand glided over his abdomen, fingers dipping in the small spaces between his muscles. He bit his lip as one of his fingers brushed against the base of his erection. He shut his eyes and moaned softly as he stoked his cock slowly, moaning at the new sensation. He wrapped his hand around it and moved it up and down, the water making it slick and easy. Gasping and moaning he bucked against his hand. The previous image of Zim popped into his head fallowed by a flood of many more, he moaned louder and tightened his grip moving his hand faster, feeling slightly funny that the most arousing thought he had ever come across was that of his rival starking naked.

The pressure in his stomach was overwhelming, he quickened his pace. Covering his mouth with one hand trying to muffle to moans he couldn't stop. He shut his eyes and bit his hand as he came, the images of Zim fading in his mind. Ridding out the last waves of his orgasm he leaned against the shower wall letting the water wash away the sweat and cum from his body. A loud banging on the door startled him and he fell to the floor, Gaz was swearing profanities screaming something about time. He quickly re-assembled himself, grabbed the soap and cleaned him self before tripping out of the shower and wrapping a towel loosely around his waist, running to his room and locking the door.

"What was THAT?" he said to himself as he dried off, tossing the towel to the basket in the corner of the room. He paced around his room, Zim, Zim, Zim, Zim... why did I think of him like that? Why did I have THAT reaction? What's wrong with me?...is there something wrong with me? I should contact the swollen eye.... no! They would just make fun of me! I have to talk to Zim!...I think...

After pacing around his room naked for another hour he pulled on some boxers and went to bed, not that he would sleep. He was too busy running over his still sketchy plan for tomorrow. He would knock Zim out and take him down to his lab. No talking. Not even looking. Just exposing him to the FBI....maybe. Or he could skip the invitation and go on with his life.... or he would go there and hear Zim out, or he could throw Zim down and ... no, thought discontinued.

As his mind settled around 5:00 am he pulled the covers over his head blocking the light coming through his window. He felt a feeling of extreme excitement as the thought of Zim on the autopsy table ran though his mind, scared, blushing...sweating... Dib sucked in a quick breath as the image changed, Dib shook his head and closed his eyes the picture of he and Zim in a beautiful entanglement of limbs illuminating his mind. He sighed and snuggled closer into his pillow letting the thought continue and finally falling asleep.

AHA! Finally done, I have overcome my procrastination and have finished the first chapter to this story! What do you think Dib?

Dib: "I hate you..."

Me: "Awe, come on! I made you sexy!"

Dib: "..."

Gir: "IM IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!"

Me: "Reviews please!"