~Yeah... I don't own Inu-Yasha so don't bother. Um.. I like quarters.

~~Please excuse the writing in this piece... it may sound like it written by a group of 10 year old kids late at night because.. well... it is! Or was... my friends and I came up with a story like this a long time ago and I'm replacing certain characters with the Inu-yasha tachi and it's kind of hard to get the little kid with the permanent marker and the white walls in my head to stop talking while I'm trying to write!

Chpt 1: Great Broccoli Man

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Kagome came screaming out of the well into the Feudal Era.

"What? What? What?" Inu-yasha looked around frantically for the cause of Kagome's screaming.

"It's in my house!! Come on, quick!! You gotta get rid of it!!" Kagome kept screaming. She grabbed Inu-yasha and motioned for Sango, Miroku, and Shippo to follow. They weren't as alarmed as Inu-yasha and just looked at each other briefly before shrugging and jumping down the well as well. (Haha! pun on words thing... I think...)

~In Present Day Time Thing~

"It's in there!!" Said Kagome as she cowered behind Inu-yasha. She pointed to the storage shed.

"Did that shed burn down in the Noh mask episode?" (*author smacks Inu-yasha in head and tells him to shut up*)

Inu-yasha stepped into the shed first, getting annoyed. He did smell something unusual, but nothing to be worried about. Following VERY close behind him was Kagome, then Sango, then Miroku with Shippo on his shoulder. *SMACK* No wait... with Sango behind Miroku now, which of whom now had a new red hand mark on his face.

A strange box sat on the shelf and began to shake/twitch on it's own. Kagome made a funny sort of whimpering noise and backed towards the door. Slowly, the lid of the box opened to reveal something moldy... something very green... something with a green stem... something that looked horribly like...

BROCCOLI!!

Kagome screamed bloody murder as everyone else sweatdropped.

"Kagome, you've got to be kidding me." said a VERY annoyed Inu-Yasha 'Sure,' he thought, 'it is kinda creepy how the box opened on it's own, but this little green twig... maybe all those exam thingys drove her insane...'

Miroku walked up and voluntarily poked it with his staff. Suddenly there was a poof of smoke forcing everyone to cough and cover their faces. Their seemed no end to the smoke, forcing them to go outside.

When the smoke finally cleared and everyone recovered, they noticed something was standing by the door of the shed.

"What the hell did you do that for?" Inquired Inu-yasha.

The smoke covering the figure by the shed finally cleared, to reveal a horrible piece of broccoli, (obviously the one from the box) except now it had 2 nasty, moldy arms and 2 little legs that it walked on, along with an unusual yellow cape... Along with the appendages it also had two eyes, a nose, a mouth... and whiskers? (has nothing to do with story.. I just thought it needed something cute on it)

"I am the Great Broccoli Man!"

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~sorry about the short chapter! I'll try to write more!! That is if you can understand this crap and bear to read more!!!