Chapter 1: he doed it

Lu xun was traveling across scorching deserts with blazing winds and freezing nights, wishing he had never gotten drunk in Yuan shous territory yet knowing that it was uncalled for for Yuan shou to invite him to the beach then invite him to go deep sea fishing and then make a 300 lb robotic fish pull him under water.

"The water how it burned me so" he thought as he turned up the air conditioning in his 1988 Mercedes Benz

"On a completely unrelated topic why did that merchant sell me this car for only 50 points" he thought out loud

Meanwhile back at the merchants stand; "ha" said the merchant "that was only a 1987 Mercedes Benz.

"Wait a tick" said Lu xun "this isn't a 1988 Benz. It's only a 1987! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hours later…

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh well". Just then he saw someone beside the road with there thumb stuck out. "A hitcher" he thought. "Yeah" he said as he slowed to a stop.

When he got close enough to see his face, he realized it was none other then his best friend Sun Ce. "Sun Ce" Lu Xun said.

"Xun" cried Ce. "What are you doing in a car like that? 1987? 'Psh'. You would have done a lot better with an "88". "Don't remind me" Xun said signaling that the subject would be changed at once or else he would drive away leaving Sun Ce without food water or Civilization for miles, forcing him to wander around aimlessly for miles and miles of scorching desert sands, and see mirages of oasis's with water an stuff. If the heat didn't kill him, the insanity would. So he decided to drop the subject. "So" said Xun. "What are you doing here?"

"Well, I got drunk in Yuan Shou's territory, and insulted him. So he pulled a prank on me by inviting me deep sea fishing then getting a 300 lb mechanical fish to pull me underwater."

Lu Xun looked at him in surprise.

"Oh sorry" said Ce. "I sneezed. I meat to say I want to go kill people." "Can you do it in Yuan Shou's territory?" questioned Xun. "Crap yeah" said Ce. "Great" said Lu xun. "Then lets hall a "wait!" "Who are you" "I, Lu Xun, am the author. Now you all may be wondering why I'm here, well for you stupid people who haven't figured it out I don't want any swearing, got it?"

"Yes sir mister lu xun da pyromaniac." "good )"

Ah sweet success finished with chapt 1 please r & r vote for who to show up next

Ga ning

Lu bu

Or one of the annoying strategists

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Until then

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