"Its a fairly normal afternoon at the savannah, and there, under a tree, is the "Matt". He can easily be recognized by his stripes and fiery red hair, but also his goggles, which he wears al the time. This might be to confuse his natural enemies, but it might also be because he somehow got the idea that they look attractive on him. The Matt is a very calm animal, who wouldn't hurt a fly, unless that fly somehow broke his eggs. Shhh, we must be careful, or else it might notice our presence. When a Matt is upset, it will be a most terrifying sight, even though it takes quite a bit for it to become upset".

Matt looked up from his game, he could have sworn that he heard something. But, being the laid back guy he was, he didn't feel the need to investigate. He just shrugged and went back to his game.

"That was a close one, he could have seen us. The Matt goes back to protecting his eggs, and everything seems to be the way it should be at the savannah. The sun shines hotly on the dry, chapped ground, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's sitting in the shadow of the big, great tree, and that's all the protection he needs against the sun. Even though he does have particularly fair skin, the sun does not affect him much."

Matt cherished the few ours of the day he got to spend alone, actually, when he were all by himself he could absorb himself completely into his game. And for that he was grateful. But when he heard the door open and close, he knew that his boyfriend was home. "Matt! Have you hacked those websites I wanted you to?" The blonde yelled from the hall, taking his coat off. "Yup" Matt answered calmly "I did them all". He'd been effective today.

"Another animal comes into view, and this time, it looks like it is a Mello! The Mello is quite dangerous to smaller animals, it is a predator that eats flesh and bones like nothing. Matt, however, have no reason to be afraid of this blonde beast. The Mello normally doesn't attack a Matt unless provoked. He can be recognised by his tight, tight leather pants, blonde hair, and the fact that he almost always have something in his mouth, most commonly rotten flesh and intestines"

Mello entered the living room, a smug look on his face. "Good, now we have all the time in the world…" he purred, flopping down on the worn couch beside Matt. "I have a gun"

"Did you hear that repulsive purring? That is the Mello's mating call."

"Not in the mood Mells" the gamer said, continuing to play his game.

"Apparently the Matt does not want to mate"

Mello looked baffled. "Aww, come on Matt…. Its been a long day, bet I could soften you up a bit…" He scooted closer and started rubbing Matt's shoulders slowly, but much to his anger, he got no reaction out of him. "Damn it Matt, you're like a fucking brick wall!"

"Why don't you just jack off or something?"

"Matty, I have a guuuuuuun in my pants" Mello growled like a predator, more forceful this time.

"Remember last time? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a gun up there, do you, Mells? I was scared to death!" Matt snapped, his skin turning a sick, pasty white shade

"Come on Matt, I didn't touch the trigger! It was totally safe!"

"Fuck you"

"Over my cold, dead body, Matt"

"Why do i never get to top?"

To that, Mello just snorted.

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT"

"And everything is as it should be at the savannah"

-A/N Oh my god, this must be so weird and confusing…. XD Lol, I used animal references….

Eggs = Matt's DS.

Rotten flesh/intestines = Chocolate.

Mate = have sex (duuh, obviously).

Crack is good for the brain, mind you. Leave a review or something, if you want to, that is ^^