Final Fantasy VI
Out takes
Legal Stuff: I don't own or am affiliated with Sony. THIS THINGS JUST A JOKE! DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
Hey there! This is my first FanFic so keep that in mind when reading okay? I'll add more later but for now enjoy!
Chapter One
Earth Crystal: Making fun of Butz line at this crucial moment…
X-Deaths Mirror: Lots go wrong with X-Deaths mirror…
Lugmor Whiskey: Galuf has a little too much…
Scene: Earth Crystal Explodes!
1 Take One
(Reina and Faris are around King Tycoon. Galuf is with Krile. Butz runs to the Earth Crystal just before it explodes…)
Butz: Oh crap!
Director: Cut!
Butz: Huh?
Director: There's not enough passion in that "Oh crap!" Feel the "Oh crap"! Be the "Oh crap"!
Butz: What?
Director: If that last crystal goes down, then your world is doomed! Now say what you feel when your worst nightmare comes true!
Butz: …Oh crap?
Director: Yes. TAKE TWO!
Take two
Butz: Oh crap!
Director: CUT! What's the matter Butz?
Butz: Eh, is "oh crap" the best response to the end of the world?
Director: hmm… got it!
(Signals someone to step forward from backstage)
Director: Let me introduce a new writer his name is Bob Shakespeare.
Butz: Uh oh…
Take three
Butz: By my troth! Tis the death of life as thine eyes sees it! All that behold its glory will be cast into forever darkness, billowing in the emptiness of thoust own heart…
Director: Hmm… this? (Raises Right hand) or "oh crap"? (Raises left hand) This? "Oh Crap"? Th-
Cameraman: He's not done yet…
Butz: … In much turmoil, such as a duck's butt sliding on the butt of another duck into the pit of utter dispair! [Huff Puff] And thoust fate is…
Director: "Oh crap" it is!
Scene: Mirror Mirror…
Take One
(Reina, Faris, and Butz are in the dungeon of X-deaths castle. To reflect their image into the sky and threaten Galuf he asks for a mirror)
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(A monster enters dragging a mirror)
(Bat signal shows up in the sky)
Faris: D'garr saw that comin' a mile away I did.
Take Two
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(Mirror brought in)
Mirror: Cinderella is the fairest of them all!
X-Death:…
Director: Fire that guy.
Take three
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(A different monster brings a mirror)
(Reflection of Reina, Butz, Faris, and X-Death appears in sky)
X-Death: Galuf!
Galuf: (At Big Bridge) Reina, Faris, Butz!
X-Death: If you want to see them again…
(Stagehand enters reflection, looks around, sees what's going on, and runs out of reflection)
Director: GRAHHH! CUT!
Take Four
X-Death: If you want to see them again… You must give me…
(Reflection zooms in on X-Deaths face)
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
Director: (slaps forehead)
X-Death: Couldn't resist…
Scene: Lugmor Whiskey!
Take One
(Galuf is sitting in a bar late at night. He takes a swig of whiskey)
Galuf: Ah, Lugmor whiskey cuts a line right down your throat!
(Butz enters)
Butz: …
Galuf: What's the matter?
Butz: … line?
Director: ARG! CUT!
Take Two
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: Ah Lugmor whiskey cuts a line right down your throat.
(Butz enters)
Butz: …
Galuf: Whats the mater?
Butz: Cant sleeppparghufuga DARN!
Take Six
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: [hiccup] Eh, Lumor whiskey cut a line right down your throat!
(Butz enters)
Butz: Woah!
(Butz trips on loose floorboard)
Director: (slaps forehead) Cut.
Take Twenty- four
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: W-W-W-W-W-H-H-H-I-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-K-K-K-K-E-E-E-E-E-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Director: Huh?
Take Thirty-seven
(Galuf takes a swig and passes out)
Galuf: Mmmm… good….
Director: right… we use water from here on out.
Okay that's it for now. Tune in next time! Same time, same channel!
Rune Omega Flare
Out takes
Legal Stuff: I don't own or am affiliated with Sony. THIS THINGS JUST A JOKE! DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
Hey there! This is my first FanFic so keep that in mind when reading okay? I'll add more later but for now enjoy!
Chapter One
Earth Crystal: Making fun of Butz line at this crucial moment…
X-Deaths Mirror: Lots go wrong with X-Deaths mirror…
Lugmor Whiskey: Galuf has a little too much…
Scene: Earth Crystal Explodes!
1 Take One
(Reina and Faris are around King Tycoon. Galuf is with Krile. Butz runs to the Earth Crystal just before it explodes…)
Butz: Oh crap!
Director: Cut!
Butz: Huh?
Director: There's not enough passion in that "Oh crap!" Feel the "Oh crap"! Be the "Oh crap"!
Butz: What?
Director: If that last crystal goes down, then your world is doomed! Now say what you feel when your worst nightmare comes true!
Butz: …Oh crap?
Director: Yes. TAKE TWO!
Take two
Butz: Oh crap!
Director: CUT! What's the matter Butz?
Butz: Eh, is "oh crap" the best response to the end of the world?
Director: hmm… got it!
(Signals someone to step forward from backstage)
Director: Let me introduce a new writer his name is Bob Shakespeare.
Butz: Uh oh…
Take three
Butz: By my troth! Tis the death of life as thine eyes sees it! All that behold its glory will be cast into forever darkness, billowing in the emptiness of thoust own heart…
Director: Hmm… this? (Raises Right hand) or "oh crap"? (Raises left hand) This? "Oh Crap"? Th-
Cameraman: He's not done yet…
Butz: … In much turmoil, such as a duck's butt sliding on the butt of another duck into the pit of utter dispair! [Huff Puff] And thoust fate is…
Director: "Oh crap" it is!
Scene: Mirror Mirror…
Take One
(Reina, Faris, and Butz are in the dungeon of X-deaths castle. To reflect their image into the sky and threaten Galuf he asks for a mirror)
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(A monster enters dragging a mirror)
(Bat signal shows up in the sky)
Faris: D'garr saw that comin' a mile away I did.
Take Two
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(Mirror brought in)
Mirror: Cinderella is the fairest of them all!
X-Death:…
Director: Fire that guy.
Take three
X-Death: Bring the mirror!
(A different monster brings a mirror)
(Reflection of Reina, Butz, Faris, and X-Death appears in sky)
X-Death: Galuf!
Galuf: (At Big Bridge) Reina, Faris, Butz!
X-Death: If you want to see them again…
(Stagehand enters reflection, looks around, sees what's going on, and runs out of reflection)
Director: GRAHHH! CUT!
Take Four
X-Death: If you want to see them again… You must give me…
(Reflection zooms in on X-Deaths face)
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
Director: (slaps forehead)
X-Death: Couldn't resist…
Scene: Lugmor Whiskey!
Take One
(Galuf is sitting in a bar late at night. He takes a swig of whiskey)
Galuf: Ah, Lugmor whiskey cuts a line right down your throat!
(Butz enters)
Butz: …
Galuf: What's the matter?
Butz: … line?
Director: ARG! CUT!
Take Two
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: Ah Lugmor whiskey cuts a line right down your throat.
(Butz enters)
Butz: …
Galuf: Whats the mater?
Butz: Cant sleeppparghufuga DARN!
Take Six
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: [hiccup] Eh, Lumor whiskey cut a line right down your throat!
(Butz enters)
Butz: Woah!
(Butz trips on loose floorboard)
Director: (slaps forehead) Cut.
Take Twenty- four
(Galuf takes a swig)
Galuf: W-W-W-W-W-H-H-H-I-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-K-K-K-K-E-E-E-E-E-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Director: Huh?
Take Thirty-seven
(Galuf takes a swig and passes out)
Galuf: Mmmm… good….
Director: right… we use water from here on out.
Okay that's it for now. Tune in next time! Same time, same channel!
Rune Omega Flare