Post-Series drabble. We never DO find out what Miroku and Sango named those kids. Parody of the last chapter of a certain world-famous set of novels about a certain boy wizard.
Inu-Yasha C. Rumiko Takahashi
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"You named them what?"
Kagome shook her head, unable to believe what she was hearing. Sango and Miroku looked sheepishly at each other, the slayer giving a little shrug.
"Kagura and Kikyou are perfectly good names, Kagome-chan. I don't see what the problem is." Kagome just stared at her as Inu-Yasha snorted derisively from nearby.
"Sango-chan…don't you think it's a little…morbid to name your daughters after dead people? Besides, Kagura was our enemy!" Kagome ran her fingers through the hair of the little girl in her lap. The toddler giggled, chewing on the hem of her little blue kimono sleeve. "Does this look like a face that could wipe out a whole village to you?"
"She wasn't our enemy in the end," Sango pointed out. "If it hadn't been for her, Kohaku wouldn't be here now. Besides, depending on how you look at it, technically she was on our side the whole time."
Miroku cleared his throat. "Actually, we wanted to name her Kagome, but Inu-Yasha wouldn't let us." There was a brief moment of silence before Kagome shot Inu-Yasha an icy glare. The hanyou shot halfway upright out of his reclining position to bark at her.
"Hell no, I wasn't letting him name the kid Kagome! The only other names THEY were tossin' around belonged to dead people! No way in hell I was lettin' them jinx you!" Kagome just resettled herself and looked back at Sango, apparently mollified.
"At least tell me you didn't name the baby…I dunno…Sesshoumaru or something." Kagome said with a small giggle.
Miroku and Sango glanced at each other awkwardly.