A/N: This is just a new fic I decided to do, hopefully, you like it. Spent a day ( whole 24 hour) working on it. Please Review!=)

Eating: Cake

Listening; Savin' me~ Nickleback

Mood: Bored to Death

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"Ne-"

"No, Haruno.'

"But, Neji-"

"No means NO."

"You didn't even let me ask you what I wanted."

"The last time you asked me something, I almost got arrested."

"That was a mistake, okay?"

"No.'

"….You leave me with no choice. If you don't help me, I'll tell everyone about THAT."

"What are you talki- …You wouldn't!"

"I could and would."

"Why you little…."

"Language, Hyuuga. Besides, you're pushing your luck."

"…..What so you want?'

"Well, you see…..I told Ino I had a boyfriend, when I really haden't. Then, Ino told me to go on a double date with me, my boyfriend, Shikamaru and herself. So…..now I need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend."

"I understand….you're on your own."

"WHAT! Oh, come on Neji! "

"No."

"Fine, blackmail it is."

"You are such a….."

"Be a gentlemen, Neji. Do you always talk to girls like this?"

"….People won't believe you."

"I have Naruto to back me up.'

"…Fine."

"Really? YAY!"

"But you won't tell anyone what happened when I ate that curry of life, right?'

"Your secret's safe with me."

"….."

"At least pretend you care, neji."

"How could I? you forced me to do this, I could be training at home by now. Instead, I'm here with you, Ino, and Shikamaru, Having a double date. And we're not even dating!"

"Don't talk so loud! If Ino realizes You're not really my boyfriend, I'm DEAD!"

"Why does that matter to me?"

"If I go down, you can bet that the secret is coming out."

"Something, I swear I want to wrap my hands around you're throat."

"Awww, you're too kind."

"Quit being sarcastic."

" …"

"you know…you could have asked Naruto."

"He is dating Hinata."

"Oh ye-. WHAT? When? How come I never knew?"

"Huh? Didn't someone tell you?'

" I never knew about it until now!"

"Wow…..protective big brothers, the scariest types of brothers."

"I'm going to give Naruto a piece of my mind."

"I beat you to it."

"When?"

"When Naruto had to ditch Hinata for a mission. Naruto almost broke his ribs thanks to me."

"Hn.'

"You do remind me of that bastard."

"Huh?"

"Sas-gay Uchiha."

"Oh, him."

"Now that he's gone, you're the next Emo."

"I'm not Emo."

"that's what they all say."

"I hate you."

"WHAT? Can't I kid around?"

" Hey, sorry I took so long-"Ino arrived and it wasn't long before her mouth dropped open when she saw neji Hyuuga.

"Keep your mouth open and bugs will fly in." I comment.

"You- your date is Neji Hyuuga?" Ino mumbled.

"Yeah, something wrong?' Neji seemed impatient.

"N-n-nothing's wrong."

"Hn."

"Hey, wait up Neji-san!"

"What do you want now, I finished pretending to be your boyfriend just two days ago. Do I have to pretend to be your dad or something this thing?'

"Do you ….really think hat lowly of me?"

"..That-that wasn't what I meant."

I avoided his eyes, instead I looked to the side. A sad frown spread around my face.

"Never mind. Tsunade-sama wants to see us."

"us?'

"And Naruto."

"Naruto?'

"Yes, I'm going to find him right now."

As I began to walk away, I felt a grip at my wrist.

"Ma-maybe I could come with you? Four eyes are better than two."

"No thanks. If you follow me around too much, you might end up having to pretend to be my dad."

Neji twitched.

'There is no winning with that woman.' He thought.

Still, he followed her to Naruto's house.

"Oi, Naruto! Open up!" Sakura knocked on the door, to find it unlocked and not even closed.

"Man, I knew there was such a thing called TOO messy. But this is just sad….." Sakura shook her head.

'I can't agree more.'

There were empty ramen cups and used wooden chopsticks mixed with clothes and scrolls.

Naruto was still snoring away, while holding his Kakashi doll, drooling all over it.

"Mmmm, Sakura-chan!"

"Great, one of his sick dreams about me again."

"Wake up BAKA!" Sakura yelled right into his ear.

"Huh?" Naruto shot up like an rocket.

"sakura-chan and Neji-san…" It was oblivious he was half asleep still.

"EH? Neji-san!" His eyes went wide with terror.

"Wh-wh-what are you doing here?"

"We need to see Tsunade-sama. All three of us."

"Alright, give me a few minutes."

"You wanted to see us Lady Tsunade?' Neji asked.

"Yes, come in. all of you."

"So, what now Grandma?"

"You need to find a person….."

"A Person?" I repeated.

"You all know him…..Sasuke Uchiha."

Everyone in the room except Tsunade froze up. Naruto had both an sad and mad emotion. While Sakura's hair covered her face. You couldn't see wither she was smiling, crying or mad at all.

"According from our Anbu Black oops, he was last seen in the Village hidden in the Wind. When you get there, Gaara will give you the details."

"Hai."

"Sakura-chan, it's fine. We'll find him and bring him home." Sakura didn't seem to budge from what Naruto told her.

In trouble, he looked at Neji for help.

"Right, Neji?'

"….yeah."

With that, Sakura stood up.

"You're right. Let's go!" She flashed them both a small smile. Except for neji's, when Sakura smiled at him, it looked lie a scowlish smile.

Moments later, they were jumping from tree to tree.

"hey, Naruto." neji whispered t the idiot.

"Huh?"

"Wh-Wh-what do you do when you make someone mad and want to apologize?"