"Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse cause really what's with this big frozen wave in my way. Come on, I'm just a duck; no harm at all."

Well, my day has just been plenty strange; first I have a kid nearly hitting me, and now I'm falling… wait a minute

"I'm falling!"

"Cool a talking duck!" that rubber kid just beamed, "Wait, we're falling…" Best detective I've ever seen in my life. Someone should give him a reward.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Man this kid could yell now if only he was from that one company down the street with that one strange duck. Oh well it's not like I can't just fly be myse-

"SPLAT!"

"Uuuuuuhhh." Why is there so much noise here; hmm, yes indeed why are there so many people dead here. Eh, probably some big celebration that just went to level 11. Who knows why but then again I know you're probably reading this garbage that I am typing. Don't worry it only gets worse with this story. Seriously though, what is with all these dead people and heeey! That kid is still up, hey what's with the red dog thing that's fighting the fantastic four looking guy except cooler. Pretty cool light shows if I say so myself. All those explosions going on and off with each hit and plunder.

Animal abuse I'm telling ya. I'm walking to the kid and as I'm like 7 meters away just about ready to jump and tackle him for making me fall; yet the stupid magma cream pie thing makes something akin to a fist hit my itty bitty booty.

Flashback

"Wait!" that flame shooting, using human person thing had all but screeched. "Luffy!"

Oh boy, here comes the moment I've been waiting for THE PECK/BILL THING. Alright now got to time this correctly or else I'm going to miss this shot I have. Alright, ready… aim… FIRE.

"OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHH!"

What the h-word that may not be named happened! That bumpkin, he punched me in my booty.

Flashback End

"What…" everyone seemed to have some strange mouth, teeth popped out of face thing going on for some reason? Ah, oh well. I'll question it in my downtime. Still my pure white heavenly body suddenly tinted by evil itself, what could I ever do to myself to release myself from thou evil that has transpired.

"How… is that duck still alive?" Fireman dude pondering what everyone else thought out loud.

"It doesn't matter, just a second of prolonging death!" Doggy Red yelled quite loud.

Man since when did it become all about me. I love the attention and all but… I still need to beat the poo out of Doggy Red.

"Boy imma going to woop your booty into next month, ya hear me!" I shouted though quite futile as Doggy Red was walking towards Luffy, yeah that's right I know his name, with a determined look on his face.

More magma began to envelope his fist and coating with a red hot gooeyness and began to raise it into the sky.

He shouted, "MAGMA FIST!"

With that force, it only resounded throughout the big party. That flame kid got in front of Luffy. Only for something, as amazing I could happen.

"Eat my slap!"

No one could move after that move was pulled off in front of them. Maybe, it's because the Dog flew straight into the party house. Yeeeaahh… they're probably going to need to fix th-

"Everybody run! Before Akainu gets back up!" Many partygoers shouted.

I could not help but be pestered when the Luffy kid stretched his arm to me… yeah that is normal for humans. And proceed to grab my light body and pull me towards him.

"Luffy what are you doing?"

"I can't just leave that duck there. He helped you and me."

Oh boooy I wonder what happens now.

Nothing cause I'm actually lying none of this happened. THE END. Nah, it actually is. So don't continue to read this crap I'm typing.

Anyway review with a hate note please... It makes me feel better when it is a hate as it makes me laugh and think of how ignorant I'm being. So help me out. Just a one-shot as I really wanted to post something... Also apparently Happy Cesar Chavez Day... I think.