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THE TALE OF MURDER, SEX, AND PASSION
BY GREEN, SUMMER, AND LAPIS
1 fyne euphoric evnin porl and freddy fuckbutt were pryin 2 ogrelord shrek
suddenly ogrelord came 2 lyf
freddys fredora fell off
'oGREloRd!" he crie
shrek panch hmi en hte face
fr3dy ded
meik shitdt yall
"I M FRI"
hella ange crie
sweet luren sed "wut"
menwhiel lapizza lazuslice n da big buff cheto puf bruk out uv watr prisn
teh gren spaec dorito scremed in suprise n droped her mtn dew
wat a tragdy
how wil gren spaec dorito be mlg overlrd nao
she cn naver b Xx_mountaindewdorito_xX agen
(liek dis if u crie evertim)
den gren spaec dorito n lapizza lazuslice hd hto sax on hte ocen flur
(fnafix got 2 haz hto bromosaxuel sax)
menwhyl
mahgnay stap mekking ut n esk vince 2 get jelli tost
he duz
mahgnay tek deep bref
den gurl sayz
bf
i m pregnnt
will u stay mah bf?
n he sez
nnnnnNOOOOO
gurl is heartbrkn
gurl crayd n runz awey frum boi
wifout eating jelli tost
n she haz low blood sugar
so she foils
boi runz ova 2 her
SHE DED
he crai
"i sed i no b ur bf
CUZ I WONA B UR HUZZBAN"
boi scREAM n frows jelli tost wol
a byootiful diamond ring wuz insyd
LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
menwhyl3 teh templl
setven wuz maekin tgether brekfast
agan
setvn u shuldve lernd las tiem
suddnly gnart caem frum her rume
stevn wuz surpri
he foils
on his gME
it crak
gnart runz ova to seten
yis. setvn toirnede in2 hte durk lurd seten
taht y u no crak gme
n den seten keel r00bi n sufeir
so nu mur gnart
hte fuk is ur dmage seten
princess tkashee n kroger wuz heving sax hte hool teim
yis. hte lorge grushri stoer chen kroger
tkashee haz weerd kinsk leik tumatu
he spneded moost uv teim fukking prudoce
teh eND
or i z iit?
NNNOOO
derree iz yella deemund!
hse wen pew pew
o no
nao memthsyt n meik shitdt ded
porl crie 'yELLA deEMuND!111!IONE!''
hse pul out sper n atteck yella deemund
yella deemund laf n wen pew pew pew agen
porl foil by memthust
she ded 2
den jermi rep hsi pnats uff
he thrus htem yella deemund
hr unli weknez
n hten he hti hr w/ hsi dek
hse ded
big buff cheeto puff cum bek
hse stab jermi
jermi ded 3
y evr1 ded
hte nxt dey
dere wuz funral
4 awl dme
da prudoce btry tkashee
so he ded 2
i regret everyt
mi 2
nO RAGRET
BTU WEIT HTER MUR
gren spaec dorito n lapizza lazuslice r aleev
dey get mured
n mek bby
dey nem bby tostito bc bby wuz bloo cnro cheep
bby saev wurld
blii ceefur aper
blii ur nut evne en etheir fnadom
he dun curr
he keel awthurz
we al ded
de leevin caructerz smuk w33d
erry daE
HTWE ENDNJE!11111111!ONE!