This is my first fic…so bear with me…
Title Big Brother: Harry Potter Style
Chapter A lil Intro

What the…? Maybe I did drink to much last night…Where am I…and why the hell is Snape in my bed?!?!?!?

Harry Potter, as well as many others, had awoken early one morning to find themselves in none other than drum roll The Big Brother House! Harry shrieked in a very girlish way, waking the other occupants of the house. All around him, others were stirring, and also looking around in terror, very curious as to how the hell they got into the house from a muggle game show.
"Ah, I see you are all awake now! Well, if you would all like to join me for breakfast, I'd love to explain the game in which you will be playing over the next three months. This way please!" Albus Dumbledore (our lovely host) led all 14 contestants (although they didn't know it yet) to the large, yellow kitchen.
"Everyone, have a sit if you please. I will shortly explain the rules." Albus said cheerfully, smiling at the camera situated in the corner of the room.
"Dumbledore," came a cold voice, belonging to (duh) Voldemort, "What the f#& is the meaning of this?!"
"Tom, please watch your language, as we are on national television! All 14 of you will be competing on a popular muggle reality TV show, called 'Big Brother'. I will be assigning roommates shortly. Here are the rules of the game: You all will live in this house. Every week, the Head of Household, who will have to win a competition, will nominate two of you for eviction. The rest of the house will vote, and whoever receives the most votes must leave the house. The last one to be voted off will win a million galleons. There will also be competitions for things such as food and luxury items as well.
When I call your name, please follow me to your new room: Harry Potter, Dolores Umbridge, Dobby, and Severus Snape! Please follow me!"
"Wait just one minute, old man! I have to share a room with these loons?" Harry was already in a bad mood.
Dumbledore smiled. "America has voted."
The five of them walked into a bright blue room. There were just two large beds. TWO. Everyone shuddered. Everyone except Dobby.
"Dobby is most pleased to be living with you, sir." The weird elf bowed to Harry. For the first time in his life, Harry wished that he would have to share a bed with Dobby.