Act 1,Scene 1

(In Drake and Josh's bedroom, Drake just finished his song on the guitar and Josh walkes in)

Josh: Guess what?

(Drake puts down his guitar and stands up, and walkes toward Josh)

Drake:What?

Josh: My cousin Nicole is coming to visit me!

Drake: When will she get here?

Josh: In about ten minutes.

(They start walking towards the front door)

Drake:What does she look like?

Josh: She has brown hair.

Drake:Ok.

Josh: She is sort of short for her age.

(Drake shrugs shoulders)

Josh:And she has brown eyes.

Drake: Cool.

(Doorbell rings)

Josh: Ooohhh! She's here!

(Josh walks to the door and pulls the door open)

Josh: Nicole! How are you!

Nicole: Josh!

(Nicole drops bags and hugs Josh)

Nicole:I've missed you so much!

Josh: Here, I'd like you to meet someone.

Nicole:Oooohh, does Joshy-washy have a girlfriend?

Josh: No, unfortunatly.

(Drake steps closer to the two)

Josh: This is my step-brother Drake.

Nicole: Nice to meet you Drake.

(Nicole steps foreward to shake hands)

Drake: Nice to meet you too.

(Nicole looks around the house)

Nicole: I like your house.

(Nicole looks towards Drake)

Nicole: Or should I say your house?

Drake:Yep. This has been my house since I was born. It used to be all mine, until Megan was born, anyway.

(Megan walkes through the living room)

Josh:Speaking of the Devil...

Megan: Hello... who are you?

Nicole: I'm Nicole, Josh's cousin.

Megan: Cool, how long are you going to stay?

Nicole: I don't know the exact date I am leaving, but Mom said about a month.

Megan: Oh. I'll be in my room.

(Megan walkes to her room)

Nicole:Who was that?

Drake and Josh: Megan.

Nicole: Are you two always this strange? I know Josh can be weird at times, but I never knew there was anyone else as geeky as him.

(Drake laughs in the background)

Josh:Hey! I am not geeky!

Nicole:Then who won the most geeky award at camp?

(In a low voice)

Josh:Me.

(Drake laughs even harder)

Drake:I had no idea! I think I might like this kid. So, how old are you?

Nicole:Twelve.

Josh:C'mon, I'll show you where you are going to stay.

(Starts walking up the stairs)

Drake: So, Josh, where is she staying? With Megan?

(Hapilly)

Josh:With us.

Drake:WHAT! Why can't she sleep with Megan?

Josh:Dad says Megan's room is too small. We have a couch!

Drake:The living room has a couch too!

(Walks through the door to their room)

Josh:Drake, we have plenty of room. She's really very charming.

Drake: So is Megan at first, but she's not like that at heart, now is she?

Josh: Just trust me on this one.

Nicole:Your room is amazing!

(Drops her bags on the couch)

Drake: Took me a really long time, but I finally got it the way I like it.

Nicole:Cool.

(Josh walkes up to Nicole)

Josh: Do you want to go to the movie theater with me? I work there you know.

Nicole:That's cool! When do we leave?

(Josh looks at his watch)

Josh:3...2...1... Now!

Drake: Can I come? There might be some hot girls there.

Josh:Why not?

Drake: I don't know... they don't like the fat content in the popcorn?

Nicole: He means you can come.

(Walkes through the door)