disclaimer : I don't Naruto
This is an idea I've had floating around in my head since before 'Banished with Secrets'
I found this when going through some of my old drawing/writing books. Before I posted this I revamped it to fit as more of a alternate reality to 'Banished with Secrets'.
In this case Naru, Hinata, and Shikamaru all land up on the same genin team, team 7. They already know about them and Lee being on the same ANBU team. Of course Kakashi doesn't know that the younger three members of ANBU team 1 make up his genin team. What would be the fun in it if he did?
Any how, I hope you all like this alternate version of 'Banished with Secrets'.
Also to those who haven't read 'Banished with Secrets'. It's not necessary toread before reading this.
"Okay now, team 7 is Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara, And Hinata Hyuuga. Team 8 is..." After Iruka announced who team 7 was Naruto zoned out.' Yes! I have them on my team. Our sensei won't know what hit 'em. After all, we're on the same ANBU team.'
Flashback
" So Panda why did you want to speak to me ?" ANBU Captain Kitsune asked her subordinate. " Well-" Just as she was about to answer the door to Kitsune's office opened and Sloth walked in.
Panda, surprised, almost hit him with her jyuken strike. Sloth managed to dodge but not without his mask being knocked off. Everyone in the room was shocked. "Shikamaru!" Panda yelled. Luckily there were privacy seals in the room. "Troublesome." the now revealed Shikamaru sighed, bending down to pick up his mask.
"Wait." Panda said, grabbing his shoulder. He looked up and saw Hinata, her Panda mask in her other hand. "Hinata!" Shikamaru yelled. "Well, isn't this a first, a Nara yelling." Kitsune giggled under her mask. "It's not funny kitsune-taicho." Hinata said. " Well, since we're revealing who we are..." Kitsune took off her mask. "Ta-da!"
All she got were blank stares. 'Well apparently they don't recognize me." She thought sweat-dropping. At that point Turtle walked in. "What's going on here?" he asked. "Right now we're revealing who we are to each other. Panda and Sloth unfortunately don't recognize me." Kitsune said summing up the whole situation in one go.
"Alright then i guess it's my turn then." turtle said before removing his mask. "Who are you?" Hinata asked, though they had been unofficially dating for the past year she still had yet to find out the face behind the mask.(1) "I am not surprised that you don't recognize me, I graduated a year ahead of you Hinata. My name is Rock Lee, I'm on your cousin Neji's genin team." Lee said.
"Now that we three know who we are, we should figure out are Taichou's identity." Shikamaru said turning around to face Kitsune. "Can you give us three hints ?" Hinata asked because honestly they weren't going to get far without them. " Alright, one, I'm the same age as two of you. Two, you know me but that's not my real appearance, this is. Three, I'm almost positive Hinata's not bisexual." She said with a smirk.
' Let's see... She's a ninja so she's probably in our class. Hinata's not bisexual... Could Hinata pretend to like her. No, the only person Hinata pretends to like is Naruto. Wait a second! Not my true appearance... No way! Naruto's Kitsune-taichou!' "I think I know who she is." Shikamaru whispered to Hinata and Lee. "Who ?" Lee asked. "Naruto." Shikamaru replied. Hinata had a face of realization. Lee still looked rather confused though, so they had to explain it to him. "She's are age and she's a ninja so she's probably in our class at the academy." Hinata started. " She said Hinata's not bisexual. Hinata without her mask acts like she likes Naruto." Shikamaru continued. " But Naruto is supposedly a he. Then I remembered she said that we know her but she looks different." Shikamaru finished.
"You're right you know, you do know me as Naruto, but that's not my name. My real name is Naru Uzumaki-Namikaze." " Wait a second, Namikaze, you don't mean..." "Yes, my dad was Minato Namikaze." She said, boy did that leave 'em shocked!
Flashback end
'Seems like the sensei's are coming in now.' Naru thought, ending the flashback.
2 hours later
"Sensei's late, should we make a little surprise for him ?" Hinata asked to her teammates. "Already on it." Was her response.
Kakashi had just opened the door when he was met with tons of different sharp, pointy and deadly objects aimed towards gulped, it looked as if someone had raided Tenten's weapon stash and ninja wired them to the ceiling. As he turned around he saw a sight he didn't expect to see. three 'genin' smiling innocently. " Hi Sensei, did you like our surprise ?" They asked in unison. 'Okay... maybe not so innocent.' " Yes, know meet me on the roof in..." He stopped seeing as the 'genin' were already gone. 'Okay..' He was about to lean back before he remembered the 'surprise'. He then disappeared with a poof.
He reappeared on the roof. "Now, we're going to tell a bit about each other. I'll go first, my name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes and dislikes are none of you're business. I have many hobbies, as for dreams... well you're to young for that. Well your turn." "Okay." they all said. " My name is 'Naruto Uzumaki' ' Hinata hyuuga' 'Shikamaru Nara' I like-" "You know what, never mind." Kakashi interrupted them. "Tomorrow we'll meet at training ground 7 at 8:00 am, make sure to have all your ninja gear with you. I'm going to give you a test that has a 66.66% failure rate." He waited for his students reaction but all he got were three owlish blinks, and a wave of the hand to continue. " Okay... well, you shouldn't eat breakfast or you'll throw up. See you tomorrow." " Bye Sensei !" They all yelled, waving at him before he disappeared.
After Kakashi disappeared they burst out laughing. " His face was... hilarious." Shikamaru said in-between laughing. The other two nodded vigorously After a few minutes, they got a hold of themselves. "Okay, so what should we do tomorrow ?" Hinata asked. "Well..." A few minutes later Kakashi could be seen shivering in dread over what would come the following day.
Well here's the first chapter, I want to know what you all think of it.
Yes, Naruto is a girl, and yes Kakashi will find out. Also the next chapter might take a while, but that's because I'm rewriting all of the pranks. Also don't expect each story to be updated regularly, I'll update when I get the chapter done. So, no, both stories won't always be updated at the same time. I have a relative idea on how these stories are going to go, but I'm clueless on the ending, especially for 'A Team Full of Secrets'.
(1): When I wrote this part the first thought that came to mind was that scene in 'Spider Man' where they kiss but Spider man only partially removes his mask.