Nothing Really Matters (when you're dead.)

Sung by Rachel

A/N: "Nothin' Really Matters (when you're dead)" is a parody of Madonna's Nothing Really Matters and is about dead Rachel's realisation that food IS and ALWAYS WILL be the most important thing around, problem is she doesn't get much of it what with her being dead.


When I was very alive
Everything really mattered to me
Like making myself no-longer hungry

I wasn't the only one

Now that I am dead

Everything's changed
I'll never be the same
Because of food

Nothing really matters
Food is all we need
All the nutrients it gives me
Well … comes back to me (body)

Looking at my life
It's very clear to me
I lived so hungrily
I wasn't the happiest one

I realised
That nobody eats
My life is ending
And my death begins

Nothing really matters
Food is all we need
All the nutrients it gives me
All comes back to …

Nothing really matters
Food is all we need
All the nutrients it gives me
Well … comes back to me (body)

Nothing takes the hunger pangs away
Like the bananas
Nothing makes the cravings go
Like the indulgence
Your shelter from Gem's cooking
Give me comfort
In your kitchen

Nothing really matters (but food really matters)
Food is all we need (Grub is all we need)
Everything I give me
All comes back to
Me

Nutrients really don't matter (but burgers really matter)
Cuisine is all we need (Can't live with out anything else)
Everything the food gives me (everything it gives me)
All comes back to me (But not in that way …)

Nothing really matters (Nothing really matters)
(Love is all we need) Love is all we need