Name: Jamsthebestestfoodever

Disclamer: I do not own Death Note (otherwise the turnout would be COMPLETELY different :)) or 7-11.

A/N: This is my first story so please don't yell at me :( *hides behind chair*. BUT please review so i can get better! :D Please and Thank You! Also the characters are going to be "completly Insane" and somewhat OOC.

L, Matsuda, Mello, and Light were all at 7-Eleven trying to figure out what to buy. Matsuda really wanted the Sun-Chips but he also wanted the Christmassy Sprinkled Doughnut. While he was debating what to get, L was already paying for his Strawberry Cake. Then, he looked out the window and saw a familiar man with a ski mask come barging in.

"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, Wait…. L?, what the Hell?"

"Yes, hello BB-kun. How are you?"

"Don't ask me that you…you…you. PANDA!, im in the middle of something here!"

"alright, carry on."

"now where was i.. oh yeah. IM GUNNA MURDER ALL OF YA!"

Meanwhile the cashier peed his pants and fainted. Mello was wondering what the hell was going on but wanted his chocolate first, so he grabbed his chocolate and ran to the front of the store.

"I got my chocolate now, hey L I forgot my… wha?" Mello just saw the scene in front of him.

"I got him… hold on let me eat the chocolate bar and contact backup!"

L chuckled at the comment Mello made, not knowing that Backup was BB's name at the Wammy house. As Matt, Mello's boyfriend, came, BB has already eaten all the Strawberry Jam and was lounging on the floor. Suddenly the group, excluding Matsuda, heard the possibly most annoying voice ever. The voice of Misa Amane, Light's girlfriend.

"WHERE IS MY LIIIIGGGHHHT? I KNOW YOUR IN HERE"

"I am not here" he whispered to himself (Light)

"Well obviously you are…" replied an albino child that looks like a sheep

"Who are you" he whispered back

"I am Near, the guy that is going to kill you later"

"Oh."

"I really must be going now….goodbye for now"

Matsuda finally went with the doughnut with the Christmassy Sprinkles. He was walking up to pay he saw a very disturbing scene. L, chuckling evilly to himself (very creeily i might add), Light hiding in a corner with a sheep, Misa looking around for him…When did she get there?, Mello and Matt kissing behind the counter, the cashier on the ground sleeping?...No, passed out, and a man that looks creepily like L just lounging around eating Jam. Matsuda screamed.

"What the F**k Matsu?"

"I must have disrupted Mello and Matt's kissing fest, oh no"

"I'm gunna f**king kill you"

Then, Matsuda ran away screaming running the 10 miles back to the headquarters dragging Near and Misa with him. BB knocked some sense back into L and began raping him. Then Light ran away screaming with the still passed out Cashier and threw him into the dumpster.

All that were left were Mello and Matt, still kissing and BB still raping L, but L was beginning to like it, so it is no longer rape. When BB was finished he and L drove home, kissing, on Matt's motorcycle. Matt and Mello then stopped kissing to steal all the chocolate and run home.

Hrmm…That was a successful day Ryuk thought. "Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk."

A/N: So that was horrible.. but anyways hope you liked it! i was feeling kinda hyper when i wrote this so... yeahh. XD

Love,

BB

P.S. (That is what my friends call me :D LOVE YOU GUYS! *screams loudly so they can hear me!*)