OOC:I don't own the LOTR characters as my name is not Tolkien and I am not male.However I did come up with all the ideas for the changes in this story, so there. :)
CHAPTER I : BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
It was Frodo Baggins birthday. The young Hobbit waited anxiously for his present. After a while, his Uncle Bilbo toddled out from the bedroom holding a small package neatly wrapped in pink paper.
" There you go, my boy. I hope you like it!" Bilbo handed over the parcel with great care. Frodo stared down at the present placed in his hands; it was very small and shaped almost like a pen. 'Size isn't everything, right?' Frodo thought to himself as he frantically tore away the paper. After he had removed the wrapping Frodo found a small tube in his hands, he lifted it up to read the label,
FOOT HAIR REMOVER.
Frodo's eyes widened with disgust, what sort of foul joke was this? Bilbo knew that Frodo treasured his foot hair and kept it silky soft.
"It's in fashion with the Elves." explained Bilbo as he witnessed Frodo's face turn slightly green.
"Thank you, Bilbo, it's erm, nice." Frodo lied. But as Bilbo talked Frodo spotted the shiny golden ring hanging from his neck on a chain. 'Now that's a birthday present!' Frodo thought as he eyed the ring admiringly.Frodo wanted that ring more than anything else right now, even if he would have to steal it.As Bilbo spoke some more about giant roosters and green clouds, Frodo came up with a brilliant plan; Frodo knew that Bilbo had a crush on Sam, the gardener.
That night Bilbo was getting ready to go to bed, he put the Ring on the beside table and began to get into bed, suddenly there was a cry from Frodo,
"Bilbo, Bilbo, look! Sam has fallen into a hole, with his behind waving in the air!"
Within a second Bilbo had ran outside and stood, watching Sam struggle helplessly in the hole Frodo had pushed him in.Meanwhile Frodo took the Ring and hid it in his pocket, then came outside and helped Sam out of the hole.Bilbo was most disappointed.
CHAPTER I : BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
It was Frodo Baggins birthday. The young Hobbit waited anxiously for his present. After a while, his Uncle Bilbo toddled out from the bedroom holding a small package neatly wrapped in pink paper.
" There you go, my boy. I hope you like it!" Bilbo handed over the parcel with great care. Frodo stared down at the present placed in his hands; it was very small and shaped almost like a pen. 'Size isn't everything, right?' Frodo thought to himself as he frantically tore away the paper. After he had removed the wrapping Frodo found a small tube in his hands, he lifted it up to read the label,
FOOT HAIR REMOVER.
Frodo's eyes widened with disgust, what sort of foul joke was this? Bilbo knew that Frodo treasured his foot hair and kept it silky soft.
"It's in fashion with the Elves." explained Bilbo as he witnessed Frodo's face turn slightly green.
"Thank you, Bilbo, it's erm, nice." Frodo lied. But as Bilbo talked Frodo spotted the shiny golden ring hanging from his neck on a chain. 'Now that's a birthday present!' Frodo thought as he eyed the ring admiringly.Frodo wanted that ring more than anything else right now, even if he would have to steal it.As Bilbo spoke some more about giant roosters and green clouds, Frodo came up with a brilliant plan; Frodo knew that Bilbo had a crush on Sam, the gardener.
That night Bilbo was getting ready to go to bed, he put the Ring on the beside table and began to get into bed, suddenly there was a cry from Frodo,
"Bilbo, Bilbo, look! Sam has fallen into a hole, with his behind waving in the air!"
Within a second Bilbo had ran outside and stood, watching Sam struggle helplessly in the hole Frodo had pushed him in.Meanwhile Frodo took the Ring and hid it in his pocket, then came outside and helped Sam out of the hole.Bilbo was most disappointed.