Demon_master: Yo, yo, yo! The ALMIGHTY, INVINCIBLE, ROBUST, MIGHTY, GRAND AND PRODIGIOUS TRIO IS HERE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! *thunder and lightning crashed* *tidal waves splashed about below DM's cliff* Aaaaaaannnnnndd, we have a new ficcy with us! This time, it's based on Hunter x Hunter!

Both muses: T________T######

Demon_master: //-_____-bbbb ???? What?

Both muses: You are supposed to be working on your Gundam Wing fic, not create a new one, y'know.

Demon_master: *face-fault* Er………hehehehe……guess I got a little…..er……side- tracked…….hehehehehe……

Kirei: *throws his arms up in defeat* *groans in frustration* *becomes SUPER SD*

Fuyuki: -__________-bbbbb ……..DM, keep this up, and your readers will be plotting murder for your UNFINISHED fics. I know your three beta readers already are.

Kirei: Fuyuki, it's like I always say, you can't change a FOOL until he dies, or to be more specific, until SHE dies….. *THWAP!!!!*

Demon_master: //________###### DON'T. EVEN. GO. THERE. KIREI. *quickly hides paper fan behind back* And get with the programme. *waves paper fan in a dangerous manner*

Kirei: *rubbing his head which has a bump approximately the size of a football* DM doesn't own the characters in HxH, so you can't sue her. Or us. She's not trying to make money out of the fics she wrote either. The story is also original, so you can't sue us for that as well. Sheesh! She doesn't even own the computer she uses for this story! She's only using the school's computer, for Pete's sakes!

Demon_master: *ignores Kirei's rantings* The story revolves around Gon and Killua. YAY!! *does the boogie dance and the can-can while "mangling" the poor, inoffensive pom-poms. Don't worry, she's wearing jeans* Gotta love these two. It's shonen-ai. Yes, you heard me, SHONEN-AI. *dodges bricks flung by yaoi fanatics, especially the lime AND lemon lovers* I happened to be doing my homework and this idea just came into my head out of the blue. From the fics I've read about them, I noticed that not one had considered the possibility of these two boys leading a normal life. What am I saying? I'm talking about SCHOOL. Yes, I said SCHOOL. *glances at readied bricks* ………no comments. Since Gon and Killua had never been to school, well, not that I knew or heard off, I settled on taking up the challenge. By the way, there's a little AU in this story. The HxH cast are all 16 years of age in this fic.

Kirei: It tells about Gon, a bright, (be prepared for a dash of OOC ness) consistent student in XXXX (sorry about the XXXX, but I'm too lazy to conjure a school name for DM's ficcy) Senior High School, who leads a perfectly normal life in a perfectly normal town, thank you very much, until he meets a transfer student, who's Killua, and…..

Demon_master: *clamps hand over Kirei's mouth* Oh dear, we almost gave the entire storyline away! *gasps* Goodness gracious, can't have that happening now, ne?

Both muses: T________T||||||bbbbbb

Demon_master: And er……go easy on me, ok? I'm still a newbie around here, y'know. Oh yes, NO flamers, got that? *audience nods* Well then, without further ado, on with the story!

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1 You are my angel, Gon. Forever and ever

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~*~ Inside XXXX Senior High School compounds, level 1, the class of 1A2~*~

"Hey! Guys! Guess what? I've just got hold of the world's BESTEST news!! It's big, big, and SUPER BIG, I TELL YA!!!" Leolio, the Bigmouth, roared as he screeched to a halt outside our class but suddenly realized that he had been running at a speed that certainly would have shamed an Olympic athlete AND had just rocketed past our class entrance AND after exactly 3 seconds went by, the melodious sounds of crashes and clashes and booms and clatters and bangs and smashes and thumps and a few explosions and cats hissing and a few girls shrieking at the top of their lungs followed by a few….um….colourful languages used by certain UNIDENTIFIED boys could be heard at the other end of the world.

Yep, that's definitely our good, old pal, Leolio, the class "news barer" president. Well, more like the "gossip AND king-of-accidents" president, if you ask me. He was the one who started the whole thing. *sobs*

It was just before the school bell rings, and I'm TRYING my best to keep out of "The Gossip Zone", TRYING my best to pay attention to my homework, and last of all, TRYING MY BEST NOT TO LISTEN TO LEOLIO'S BIGMOUTH, because if I do, the chances of completing my essay are virtually ZERO.

After he snailed back to class entrance, the entire class population stared at him for what seemed like a picosecond ( pico = 10^ -12 for all those out there who don't know any thing about physics) before resuming what they had been doing. Poor guy, he sure didn't get the attention he had been expecting.

"Nani? What could be so interesting to the point whereby you had to caper ridiculously around the entire school, brawling AND charging like a bronco bull, knocking people out of your way until you zoomed past our class to the other end of the world, Leolio-CHAN?" drawled Kurapika, the ultimate bishounen of our class. I had to use all my will power to stifle a giggle. Kurapika could be a jerk sometimes, but he's a lovable jerk. *dodges all kinds of stuff flung by Kurapika's fans*

Leolio gave Kurapika THE T________T##### black look TM before rattling on as if he had an unlimited supply of saliva, "Well, first things first, the coolest, mega, ultimate major of major news!! There's a transfer student coming to our school!" But before he could go on……

That's just it. Eight words. Eight very simple, straightforward words. There's a transfer student coming to our school. Nothing more, nothing less. Yet the impact these eight innocent (?????) words had on the class………*sweatdrop* you people out there get the idea. This is what happened; the entire male population instantaneously soared to "The Boy Zone" corner of the class and suspicious 'mimblewimbles' like "She's definitely gonna be a gorgeous chick!", "When school's over, I'll be THE one who's gonna date her," and "She's mine! You people got that?! She's my property!!" and other sappy things like wolf whistles and boys working on their individual superlative looks can be seen AND heard. Similarly, the entire female population huddled in "The Girl Zone" corner of the class and suspicious 'mimblewimbles' like "Oh my god, like, do you think he's gonna be a real hunk?", "Do you think this ribbon matches my hair, or this one? I need to make a good impression on him you know," and "O lala, I really do hope he has a crush on me!" and giggles and high-pitched squeals of extreme ecstasy and girls preening themselves can be seen AND heard.

But, the best part of the joke is, Leolio hadn't even announced whether this transfer student is a boy or a girl. Yet. Come to think of it, after rotating my head a full 360degree to have a better view at our class, the only NORMAL ones are Kurapika, Leolio and I.

Well……um…….maybe not Leolio. His mouth had just been transformed into an immense, gapping "O". Maybe he had been totally oblivious that this…..er…..piece of news would turn out to be quite a shocker. Wo~~w.

Amazing! This whole transfer student business has got everyone so worked up, even the girls have stopped preening themselves to electrify Kurapika. (Which in my opinion had never worked.) But the sudden outburst of a new student joining us had got me awestruck as well. A million and one questions like, "I wonder how will that person look like?" or "Does that person enjoys fishing as a pastime?" or "Does that mystery person have a great sense of humour?" got entangled in the cobwebs in my head as I struggled to calm myself down, but the problem is, as soon as I managed to derive at a logical answer for one question, another query would be launch a full-scale attack on me, and I'm back to square one all over again. This proves one thing; sometimes logic just isn't enough to answer ALL your questions.

Suddenly, I noticed that I am trembling and cold sweat is forming on my palms. Whether it was because of the breezy autumn weather, or was it because of my fretfulness, I wouldn't know. Maybe half of each.

The more I mused, the more I wanted to know about this mysterious transfer student, because frankly, I lived in a perfectly normal town, which comprises of perfectly normal people, who lead perfectly normal lives, and….well…..everything here is just TOO normal. This town is in SERIOUS need of a few spice-up-your-life events. And THIS is exactly what I am hinting at.

"……….." Kurapika obviously had nothing to say on the account that the entire class, excluding Leolio and me, was in each individual's world. I mean, just by having a glimpse at their blank faces and trails of drools trickling down at the corners of their mouths while they "hehehehe'ed" away, one would have thought that the entire student body had just become professional stoners. I had to agree with Kurapika on the "……….." part.

Leolio, at long last, decided to close his mouth and coughed to gain some attention before resuming where he had left off. Or rather, where he was RUDELY interrupted. This got everyone back into reality and all of a sudden, Leolio was the center of attention. Leolio seems to noticed this and immediately striked a I-am-the-almighty-Leolio pose. The result; more sweatdrops behind Kurapika and my head.

"Well…….from what I've gathered, the transfer student is going to be joining our class…" He was rudely interrupted AGAIN by the whooping and bawling population. "AND it's a BOY…" The impact of these four words had on each individual population is extraordinary. The entire male population cursed and swore every single curse and swear word they had heard from birth till the present moment before heading off to sulk at "The Boy Zone" corner with floating blue flames glowing mysteriously around their |||||||||| heads. The girls, however, rocketed skywards from cloud nine to seventh heaven as they squealed and shrieked out of total elation, not to mention a few of them had burst into waterfalls of tears as if their eyeballs had just sprung a leak. Seems to me as if each individual's view of Prince Charming is finally on his way; girls up and down the classroom were beside themselves. The ONLY thing I could do was to gape at the chaotic scene processing DIRECTLY in front of me.

"His name's …..what was it again? ……..Oh yes, it's Killua. Killua Zoldick. He's the youngest son of a multi-billionaire, mysterious, sharp-witted, a superb athlete and I had to admit, quite attractive. I've seen a photograph of him…"

Anyone within a 2-mile radius with XXXX Senior High School as the center might well have thought some sort of explosion had taken place, so loud was the din that erupted from a single class consisting of ONLY twelve girls. I was struck dumbfounded; how could twelve girls master the power to create such a hullabaloo?! Besides, Kurapika looks as if he is trying VERY hard to block out the incredible racket made by those hyper-active girls as he grabbed Duo's braid out of nowhere …*screen pauses*

Duo [Gundam Wing AC]: Hey!!! I've just shampooed my hair!! Give me back my braid!!!

DM: Urusai, Duo Maxwell!!! I'm the authoress around here and what I say, goes!! So you had better mind your own beeswax, ya got that?!

*screen resumes playing* … and attempted to stuff it through his ears. Leolio, however, was a little more unfortunate and was blown full-force by the screaming impact into the corridor. A sickening "CRASH!!" could be heard a second later. And the other boys just continued to sulk some more.

In no time at all, the school bell rang, and boy, was I ever thankful! I secretly reminded myself never to take the school bell for granted ever again. Everybody, and I MEAN EVERYBODY, snapped out their trances and darted back to their seats, halos sprouting out of nowhere on their heads as they tried to act like perfect angels before the teacher enters the class. Kurapika tossed Duo's braid out of the picture…*screen pauses again*

Duo: Drats! I have to wash my hair! AGAIN!!

*screen resumes playing again*…and Leolio inched back to his seat on the account that he had bled away half the supply of his blood. I HAD to stifle a guffaw this time.











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Something just hit me. I am still stuck at the sentence where Leolio had distracted me. And the first period is English.





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This is DEFINITELY not good. Now I'm starting to develop a phobia for school bells. ___________bbbb

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~*~ Outside the school gate~*~

"……………..so this is the school of mental lunatics," a mysterious boy with spiky, bluish-lavender hair mixed with silver streaks framing his heart- shaped face mused as he stood by the school gate. A pair of nonchalant sky- blue eyes peered out of the bangs and scanned the entire school area. A disdainful snort was heard.

"Hmph! Certainly lifts up to its name, owing to the fact that an eruption caused by a group of idiotic girls had just taken place…….and just look at this place! Looks as if a tornado had just been here. Bummer."

Without so much of a riff-raff, the boy swung his backpack over his shoulder the men-in-black TM way and proceeded to the school grounds with swift, sure-footed steps.

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Demon_master: And the plot thickens…………hehehehehehe………..*evil glint in eyes*

Both muses: T_________________T|||||||||||||||bbbbbbbbbb …………………..

Demon_master: Okay, now here's a problem. Currently, I have 3 choices to make. (1) Finish chapter 2 of my previous GW fic. (2) Create chapter 2 for this series. (3) Just forget that these fics even existed in the first place. Hmmmmmmm…….so many choices, so little time…….

Kirei: O______O|||||bbbb !!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO, YOU DON'T!!!! That's utterly mean!!! Simply outrageous!!! You start a fic, you finish it!! And continue with this cliffhanger habit of yours, your readers are going to be after your hide!! You are going to finish it, aren't you?!

Demon_master: Hmmmmmmm……..I might. Then again, I might not. Hehehehehehe…… *evil snicker* And this is where I exit from the picture. Stage left. *Exits from the picture. Stage left*

Kirei: You…..are going to finish it, aren't you?!

*silence* *three tumbleweeds rolled by*

Kirei: AREN'T YOU???!!!! OI!!!!!! *scurries off after DM. Stage left*

Fuyuki: Er………read and review, people! Hey Kirei!!! Wait up!!!! *follows Kirei. Stage left*

Note: For those who haven't the slightest idea just who Kirei OR Fuyuki is, read my profile page. Just a brief summary, they are my half-human, half- dragon muses.