The 12 Days of Star Wars Christmas
Written by NefertiDagger (AKA Katie McGregor)
A/N- This is supposed to be funny, but if it isn't, oh well, I tried. Happy Life Day folks! *snickers*
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The First Day of Life Day My Wife gave to me:
A Lightsaber stuck in a tree.
The Second Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Third day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Fourth Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber stuck in a tree!
The Fifth Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Cubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Sixth day of Life Day my Wife gave to Me-
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber stuck in a tree!
The Seventh day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Seven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Eighth Day of Life Day my Wife Gave To Me-
Eight Droids a Workin
Seven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Ninth Day of Life Day My Wife Gave to Me-
Nine Rontos Stompin'
Eight Droids a Workin
Seven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Tenth Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Ten Stormtroopers Blasting
Nine Rontos Stomping
Eight Droids a Workin
Seven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Eleventh Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Eleven Ryloth Women Dancing
Ten Stormtroopers Blasting
Nine Rontos Stomping
Eight Droids a Workin
Seven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sith Lords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converters
And a Lightsaber Stuck in a Tree!
The Twelfth Day of Life Day my Wife Gave to Me-
Twelve Cantina Aliens a Drinking
Eleven Ryloth Women Dancing
Ten Stormtroopers Blasting
Nine Rontos Stomping
Eight Droids a Wokin
Sven Yoda Hairs
Six Dead Sithlords
FIVE WOOKIE PELTS!
Four Raw Chubas
Three Jedi Robes
Two Power Converter
AND A LIGHTSABER STUCK IN A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Life Day everyone! *snickers*- Katie McGregor (NefertiDagger)