Andy was lying on the couch, with his seriously hot wife on top of him. Kissing him, and touching him everywhere. She even stopped a few times to suck on his bottom lip, which drove him absolutely crazy. It was awesome. But, even though making out with April was literally his favorite thing to do in the world, he had something that he needed to say. Something that had been bothering him since they made the decision to get divorced and then married again four hours earlier.
"Babe?" he said, as they're lips broke.
"Yeah?"
"How long are we going to stay divorced? It won't be for long, right?"
"No" she shrugged. "Just like a few weeks or something."
"Oh. Cool." he sighed. "And, we're still going to live together, right?"
"I don't know. Maybe I'll crash at Orin's for a night so you won't see me before the wedding."
"Oh" Andy said, visibly upset.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing" he said. "I just don't want you to leave."
"Hey, I'm not going to like leave leave. It'll be just like the night before our first wedding when I stayed at my parents' house."
"Yeah, I hated that" Andy groaned.
"Fine" she shrugged. "Then I'll stay here the night before the wedding."
"Really?"
"Yeah. It's your wedding too, we can do some of the stuff you want. We can actually take a while and, like, plan for it this time. It'll probably take some time for the divorce to go through."
"Yeah" he nodded. "About that- should we like hire a lawyer or something. Do we have to give them a reason for us getting divorced?"
"We can tell them anything we want." At this she smiled, and she got that little glint in her eye she always got when she was being devious. It was super-hot. "Oh! We can tell them that I'm a vampire, and I found out that you secretly own a garlic farm."
"But, I hate garlic."
"That doesn't matter."
"Oh" he nodded. "Okay." It sounded like April had the divorce under control. She knew everything. Besides, that wasn't the fun part anyway. The fun part would be getting married. "You should wear the dress you wore last time" he smiled.
"No, that'd be boring."
"But, you looked so pretty. Like so pretty. I couldn't believe you were actually marrying me."
"I want to wear another color this time. Maybe like blood red."
"Red?" he shouted. "Oh my God, yes! That would be so hot!"
"What will you wear?" she asked with a rare smile. Andy always thought April was prettiest when she smiled.
"I think I'll go super fancy this time. Maybe like a top hat, and a monocle."
"Yes!" April gasped. "And we should get a matching top hat for champion. He can be the ring bearer."
"And we can ride down from the sky in an air balloon!"
"And we should invite everyone we know except for Larry…and Ann."
"And Sewage Joe" Andy added.
April nodded remembering all the times he had creepily hit on her. "Good call, babe."
"Oh!" Andy gasped. "We should have a chocolate fountain big enough for everyone to swim in!"
"And we should release vulchers into the air after we've said our vows!"
"And we should invite Nicholas Cage, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Lavar Burton!"
"Getting re-married is the best. Why haven't we done this like five times already!?" she asked excitedly.
"I don't know" he said. And that was the truth. He'd marry her again every day for the rest of his life. "I love you, babe" he smiled, pushing a strand of hair behind her ear. "You are the prettiest, smartest, most awesomest wife ever. I'm so glad we're getting divorced."
"Me too" she smiled, leaning in to kiss him.