Scary Fantasy part 1

By

1 TK

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy! I just own this story, Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy!

Characters:

Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Cid,

Yuffie, Red, Vincent, Sephiroth,

Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine,

Zell, Seifer, Quitis, Laguna,

Zidane, Garnet "Dagger", Vivi,

Steiner, Amarant, Quina, Freya,

Kuja, Beatrix,

Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Wakka, Rikku,

LuLu, Seymour

Chapter 1: Movie Night Party



Cloud: "Sephiroth!! Sephiroth!! Wake you're ass up you stupid bastard!"

Sephiroth: *Day Dreaming* "ughhh... I've never been so horny... (day dream tifa): O sephy, do me harder! Sephiroth: O yea!

Vivi: O just great, he's day dreaming again! When is someone gonna tell Tifa he dreams about her?!?!

Zell: Im not! She's gonna kick Sephiroth's ass then she will be out for my blood for not telling her sooner!

*MeanWhile*

Tifa: Hmmmm... Hey Irvine! do you think we need condoms for the Movie Night Party?

Irvine: Just buy some becuz last time Aeris got pregnant!

Aeris: Hey! It's not my fault Cid bought the GoodWill bargain condoms made for kids! And plus he nearly killed me!

Yuffie: O shut up people! Lets buy some food and get the fuck outta here and start the movies!

Selphie:TEE-HEE, PAR-TAY!