Does Being Composer Mean I Have to be in a Yaoi?

by Sepetyra Navi

A short essay written by one of the characters in my TWEWY fic, A Pacification With Erasure, about the inevitability of the Composer, no matter who it is, being threatened by yaoi fangirls. Like you. It's a joke, by the way. It's also really short.

Does Being the Composer Mean I Have to be in a Yaoi?

A short examination letter by Korasu of the Four Horsemen

It has come to my attention that a whole lot of people out there consider the old, dead Composer the poster-child for their twisted yaoi fantasies. Now that I killed the guy, I pray that I don't take his place.

Sure, I don't got this kids looks. People say to me, "Oh Korasu, you look good, but not as good as Joshua," or some crap like that. Well, if that's the case, good. I have no intention to be used in a yaoi. Reapers out there don't even know me! What makes them think I'd like to be turned into some fictional character in love with some loser like Neku Sakuraba?! I hate that kid for getting in my way. (Out there, someone saw my hatred for him as a motive to fall in love with him. Screw you!)

Besides, do you Reapers know what the hell I did to your old home? I frikken destroyed the place, damn it! It's gone, WHAM! Just like that. I'm powerful, no doubt about it. What I'm trying to say is, a guy as evil as me shouldn't even be in a yaoi relationship, but some people out there see my place as the new Composer as instant boy-on-boy potential.

I have nothing against gay guys, but I most certainly have something against being classified as one because I killed one. Well, he may have been straight… I never really got to know him before I erased him… But that aside, there are way too many fics on the internet about these two boys. I've met Neku multiple times. Personally, I think he hated Joshua.

Again, some may see this as a good excuse to write a yaoi. And again, here I am saying, "No way in hell." If being Composer means I have to subject myself to that fangirl nonsense, then I might as well give up my seat to Neku. At least he's used to it.

In conclusion, some of you Reapers may see me as the "fun killer," or some other ambiguous name, like, "imagination destroying jagbag." If that's how you feel, my apologies. I'm just trying to make a point, at least be Reaper enough to validate it. There are far too many yaoi fics about Neku and the Composer, and, being the Composer, I pray that you stop.

Thank you,

Korasu