I'm mad at Otho because he won't let my character fight in the arena. e.e So I wrote this. This is kind of like a sick humor, I guess. Rated T to be extra safe...If you don't know who Otho is, he stands next to the fighting arena and always tells you to 'Go away' and stuff like that. Well, if your character is a woman. Oh yeah, he is in the Legion.
Stuck In A Vault With Otho
"God damnit! The reason why I'm stuck in this foul smelling dump is probably because of all the women on this god-forsaken planet!"
"Otho, shut the hell up. I'm trying to get us out of here."
"I think all the women - especially you - should remain in the kitchens! I have never met such foolishly behaved women in my life! But then you had to come along and just ask to fight in the arena! Like I would ever allow that, even if Caesar permitted it!"
"Otho! For fucks sake! The only women you probably have been with is your mother and the smelly slaves! You haven't a clue what goes on in this world because your nose is stuck in the arena! Now shut up and-"
"Don't you DARE talk to me like that, woman! I'll have you whipped straight to-"
Enome turned around and punched Otho in the jaw. Spit and blood flew from his mouth as he hit the metal floor of the vault.
"I'll let you rot in here." She said, finally managing to open the vault door. She stepped out and pressed another button, closing the door behind her.