The Twitter names (Except CatalystWWE) are real. So I do not take ownership of them.

Kristian: EdgeRatedR SHUT UP ADAM!

Edge: CatalystWWE " EdgeRatedR SHUT UP ADAM!" What did I ever do to you?

Kristian: EdgeRatedR I was reading your tweets. Boring!

Edge: CatalystWWE Why were you even reading my tweets?

Kristian: EdgeRatedR ...I was bored

Edge: CatalystWWE So you just decided to go through my tweets?

Kristian: EdgeRatedR I also went through Punk's...he's way more interesting

Edge: CatalystWWE Gee thanks for being so nice.

Kristian: EdgeRatedR Anytime Adam anytime

Kristian: Soooo, I read through EdgeRatedR tweets. For those who's not following him. You're saved.

Edge: Dear followers (and those how are not), don't pay attention to CatalystWWE she's crazy.

Kristian: EdgeRatedR So that's what you think of me Adam? I'm crazy? I THOUGHT WE WERE SPECIAL!

Edge: CatalystWWE What...we're...What the hell is wrong with you?

Kristian: Dear world, EdgeRatedR is heartbreaker! Ladies if you come across this man, avoid eye contact.

Edge: CatalystWWE STOP!

Kristian: EdgeRatedR HEARTBREAKER!

Edge: CatalystWWE WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!

Punk: EdgeRatedR Edge you trynna steal my woman?

Edge: CMPunk NO! Come on Punk, you know me I would never do that.

Punk: EdgeRatedR I don't know I mean you did it to MATTHARDYBRAND

Edge: CMPunk Please don't bring him into this..

Matt: EdgeRatedR WOMAN STEALER STRIKES AGAIN!

Edge: CMPunk See what you did?!

Kristian: CMPunk EdgeRatedR Are you guys really fighting over me? Sweet.

Edge: CatalystWWE Not you again.

Kristian: EdgeRatedR You know you've missed me.

Edge: CatalystWWE It kills me inside when I see you've responded.

Punk: EdgeRatedR Hey! Don't disrespect my woman!

Matt: CMPunk I'm telling you man, he's lying! His heart skips 100 beats when she responds to him.

Edge: MATTHARDYBRAND GO AWAY!

Matt: EdgeRatedR WOMAN STEALER!

Punk: EdgeRatedR I'm sorry man I'm with Matt on this one. WOMAN THEIF!

Kristian: Guess what guys! EdgeRatedR and CMPunk (with the help of MATTHARDYBRAND) are fighting over me. Hooray!

Edge: CatalystWWE you just wanted this to happen, didn't you?

Kristian: EdgeRatedR Congratz. Your tweets are no longer boring. ^_^ Expect this everyday now.

Edge: This world can be so cruel sometimes...