-gasps- My first chapter fic on here! yay :] I'm not sure how long this'll be, but I'd say a threeshot. Sorry first chapter is so short, but I had to get into it. heh, I started working on this in U.S. while we were taking notes. Ah, how my mind wanders... -thinks about Cloud and Leon doing naughty stuff somewhere- Ahem! Where was I? Oh, yes. The Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THESE SEXY BOYS! If I did, they'd be dancing the can-can in crotchless dresses :] -wonders why I always pick crotchless clothing...-

This story contains YAOI, aka boy on boy secks. If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT. Why are you here in the first place?
Flames are fed to my Axel plushie who will use them to help me light my incense.
Constructive critisism is always welcome, though. And comments make plot drug bunnies go WEEEEEEEE! in my head. Along with helping to write better mansex :D

Story is Cloud and Leon as the sellers, and Riku as the buyer. Enjoy ^.^

Hushed voices were heard from down the dark hallway; one urgent and pleading, the other calm yet firm.

"Please, baby. This guy is perfect." The blond pleaded. "He's so obviously single and gay, it's not even funny. We could do this."

"No." The brunette flat out denied the blond, who pouted.

The bond's eyes welled up. "No? What not? You know it's completely true. Why else would he be buying a gay man's dream bachelor pad?"

"Maybe...maybe he just liked the look of it!"

The smaller man gave the other a skeptical look. "He complimented me on my designer shoes. He even knew which season they were from. I think he's gay, sweetheart."

The brunette sighed in defeat. "Fine. You're right. But I still don't think it's a good idea to molest a client."

Knowing he'd win if he used his body, the blond pressed his body tight against the other's, slipping his leg between the brunette's. The man groaned, knowing he'd have to give in if he wanted to take the blond that night. Voice laced with passion and lust, he grit out, "Fine! You win, hun. No need to get me hot and bothered."

"Yes, there was. If I hadn't, you wouldn't've given it." He flicked his tongue against his lover's earlobe briefly.

The brunette moaned as he threw his head back, the blonde trailing his tongue down his neck, licking from his collarbone up to his chin. He bit the brunette's neck sharply, but the pain went ignored as he was used to the treatment.

"Oh, Cloud," He moaned again, as "Cloud" ground their covered erections together quickly.

The blonde smirked, then leaned in to whisper into his ear, "Come on, Leon," He urged. "Bedroom time."

Leon obliged as the blonde slipped himself from between Leon's legs. Cloud grabbed his boyfriend's hand eagerly, a huge smile on his face as he dragged him off to the bedroom.

Again, flames go to Axel, reviews help the plot drug bunnies go WEEEEEEEEEE!