I don't own any of the characters okay? The OC's I do though
Eric Cartman becomes a wealthy business owner and he ends up buying Harrisburg University. This upsets the town very much. Oil is found below Linglestown Middle School but it is usurped. This story is a parody of "Who shot Mr. Burns?"
Suspects in the case:
Butters: Cartman's assistant who ended up getting fired who has a crush on Cartman.
Eddy Skipper: Bar owner who was ruined by Cartman's oil well.
Professor Eddward Maryann: Funding was cut from his pharmaceutical research.
Professor Dib S. Membrane: Cartman couldn't remember his name, called Membrane jr. Paranormal funding cut.
Professor T.J. Membrane (Dib's Dad) His retirement home and collection of Crack Whore magazine was ruined by a sinkhole caused by the oil well.
Suzee M. Membrane. Cartman's heiress for a brief time and the will was never changed. Her left wrist was broken in the opening of the oil well.
Dean Skinner (Formally Principal Skinner) Cartman usurped the University from him.
Dusty Fowkes lost Eddy's bar, simple as that
Langdon H. Membrane: School's paranormal department canceled due to lack of funds.
Bill (Career Day Invader Zim) lost job as paranormal elective teacher.
Well who done it? You'll have to read and see! I want to know your guesses and such all along the way! You'll be pleasantly surprised I think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!