I love you...tube
oldrivalshipping, GreenXBlue
my first ever fic! Oneshot, it's pretty short, but if you read it, please review...
disclaimer: pokemon adventures isn't mine - if it was, blue and green would feature way more.
"You adore her."
Green whipped around to glare at Red.
"Man, don't glare at me like that," Red sighed, "you look at her like she...I dunno, lights up your world or something."
Green opened his mouth to retaliate or deny Red's claims (although he most certainly did adore his girlfriend Blue of about 2 months) but then someone jumped on his back.
And kissed his neck.
"Mmmm, Greenie pie, I love you! Now say you love me!"
Squealed Blue into Green's neck.
Green softened.
"I love you-"
Red was smugly grinning. Green couldn't allow that.
"-tube."
"WHAT!?" Screeched both Blue and Red in unison.
Green nodded.
"I love YouTube. I meant to say that."
"Greenieeee poo! SAY YOU LOVE ME OR ELSE!" Squealed Blue.
"Noooo! That was a crap declaration of love, Green!" Wailed Red.
Green remained poker faced in the face of his psychotic girlfriend and retarded best friend.
The ruckus continued.
"Waaaah! Green -hic!- doesn't love me -hic!- anymooooorre-"
"Green just admit you love her, dammiiiit-"
"...I said, I love YouTube."
30 minutes later..
"I love you, Blue."
"-what?" Shrieked Blue and Red.
Green scowled.
"I'm not saying it again."
Suddenly, Blue jumped on Green.
"Sweetie pie, I LOVE YOU!"
And started kissing every area of exposed skin he had.
"Guys...?"
"...Uh...guys? I'm, um, just going 'ta leave now..."
"Ack! That's gross!"
Blue whipped around and tossed Red a pack of condoms.
"Go find Yellow, mmmkay Red? Have fun!" She grinned.
Red turned...well, red and ran off, tripping over his feet.
Blue turned back to Green.
"Now, where were we..." She purred, pulling down his pants zip.
Green groaned. What a pesky girl.
A/n~ hehe, I don't know what to put here...
yeah, this originally turned out serious. Ferreal. But I guess it just morphed into something crack-ish XD
Review please...?