"C'mon ye yeasty codbeasts! Get to work!" I bellowed, walking along my ship, the Red Devil. "Cap'n! There's land ahead!" I looked and smiled. "Do ye want to make port cap'n?" I nodded. "Yeah." I began calling out orders to my crew.
"So, where are we cap'n?" I shrugged. "Dunno. Looks like a decent place to get some food and rest. And rum. Rum is good." I walked nodded. "off to find somewhere I could get food and supplies. "Whoa." Some kids around my age stared at me. "What? Ye got a problem?" I snapped. "No. We've just never anyone like you before." The blonde guy, their leader I suppose, replied. "Ye've never seen a pirate before?" I asked, thinking they were compleate idiots. "Nope. Never." The fatter guy said. "I'm Pence." He said. "Hayner." Blondie spoke up. "And I'm Olette." I glanced at the girl and sneered at her. "And what are ye? Some saucy wench these two picked up?" She stared at me. "Sorry, but I'm pretty sure you just called me a whore, right?" I had a disgusted look on my face. "Well, I'm certainly not calling ye a pirate wench." Hayner raised an eyebrow. "And I take it you're a pirate wench." I sniffed arrogantly and said, "Are ye joking? I'm a proper pirate queen." Pence's eyes got huge. "A pirate queen?" I nodded, preening a little. "S'right." I looked about. "Now, if ye will tell me where your nearest tavern is, I'll be on my way." Olette bit her lip. "We don't have any taverns." I stared at them in disbelief. "You're kidding me. No taverns? Ye don't have anywhere that sells rum?" They shook their heads. I closed my eyes. "We landed in a God forsaken place." I muttered irritably. "But, if you need food and stuff, we can take you to a bunch of places that sell stuff you might need." Pence offered. I nodded slowly. "Aye that'd be helpful mate." I followed them, listening to them talk and answering some of their questions.
"Well, well. What do we have here?" Hayner and the other two stopped. "Seifer." Hayner growled. "And who's the freak in the Halloween costume?" I looked at this boy, shock and anger on my face. "Excuse me, but this is no "Halloween costume" as ye put it." I drew my sword and pointed it at this arrogant boy. "Yeah Seifer. She's an actual pirate queen." Pence chimed in. "A pirate queen, huh?" He sneered. "Aye. That's right. And if ye want to live, I suggest ye back down mate." He laughed, but stopped when the tip of my sword poked his stomach and he began to bleed a bit. "You're not joking are you?" I laughed heartily. "No. I'm not." He back up, swallowing a bit. "Cap'n!" We turned and two of my crew came running up. "Aye Mr.Baker, what is it?" He was grinning. "Jack's here." My eyes lit up. "Me ol' da'?" I whooped. "Take me to him lads!" We ran off. "Wait up!" Hayner yelled and ran after us. "What the-? No. No way are ye three comin' with us." Pence grinned. "I think you mean four." I looked to my left and saw this Seifer fellow running next to me. "What the bloody hell?" I shouted in frustration. "We're goin' with ye." Hayner picked up quick. I only laughed this time. "Tell ye what, I'll let ye four come with us, but if ye don't follow orders or if ye can't keep up, ye'll be walking the plank." They nodded in agreement. "Alright then, it be settled." We slowed to a walk when the Pearl came into sight.