The Grim Invasion of Zim
Chapter 1: The great rift
Note: There is a little congrats to Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the end.
It was just an average day at endsville elementary. The teachers were lazy; the cafeteria food was crawling with diseases, principal Goodvibes was chasing delinquents, the bathrooms were filled with germs, the bullies were beating the snot of the losers and the grim reaper was taking some poor sap's soul.
"So dos' mega wedgies and swirlies finally got to ya eh Pud'n?" said Grim who was looking at a sheet of paper. Pud'n had just walked out of a toilet stall suffering from the beating of his life. "Why Grim! Why must the good die young!" said Pud'n as he started to break down and cry.
"Why does everybody ask me dis question?" said Grim in a very annoyed tone. "It's because the good are filled wit sniveling wimps and babies like you!" he said as he raised his scythe. With that done and out of the way he cut a portal through the fabric of time and space. "Now get in der! I'm missin' me favorite show." He said. Pud'n had started taking small steps towards the portal until Grim pushed him in and the hole closed.
Billy, who had just finished using a toilet, had walked out of a stall. "Hey Grim!" he said in his usual idiotic tone. "Hey Billy…" said Grim in a pessimistic tone. "Hey Grim, can ask a favor of you?" said Billy.
"Not now, I have a show to watch! I'm already at least 2 minutes late!" said Grim as he was about to rush out of the school.
"oh c'mon Grim, pleeeeease?" said Billy. "No!" said Grim. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" Said Billy in a high pitched tone. "For da the last time NO! Don't you have anyone else to bother? Said Grim." Billy then eyes widened and he began to sob. "Oh no, not the puppy dog eyes!" said Grim with a frown on his face. Billy began to quiver his lip. "grrrrr fine-" said Grim interrupted by Billy's loud "YEAAH!"
The bell rang and they finally walked out of the bathroom and through the hallways as Billy explained what he wanted. "So Grim, you remember that time when I was captured by those radioactive super chickens that if were to escape would cause the end of the world and that scientist guy got -" "Yes, yes I remember." Interrupted Grim. "Well I was wondering if you could summon giant super radioactive ultra space zombie chicken from another dimension." "What! Billy, wasn't that experience enough to get it through your thick skull that chickens will inevitable eat you alive?" Said Grim as they approached the exit. Billy just scratched his head saying "no not really."
"There you are!" said a familiar but unwelcoming voice. "Hey Mandy!" said Billy. "What took you so long?" she said in her usual commanding tone.
"Eh sorry. Billy wanted me to summon a giant super radioactive ultra space zombie chicken from another dimension." Said Grim.
"Billy, wasn't that experience enough to get it through your thick skull that-" "Tried that, didn't work." Interrupted Grim. "Yeah, Hehehe! So will you do it?" said Billy. "hmm a space chicken could bring this disgustingly sunny day to disaster and chaos." Said Mandy who was interested in seeing the city in peril.
"So are ya huh? Are ya are ya are ya are ya are ya are ya are ya?" asked Billy in rapid session. "Fine!" said Grim. "But summoning a giant space chicken from another dimension is going to take a lot of work. It may even kill everyone in town before were done." He cautioned. "Shut up and do it." Said Mandy. Grim grumbled but decided to ignore the comment. With that they went to Billy's house.
The "skool" bell had rang shortly after Ms. Bitters lesson on how a bush would cause the end of the world. "hmph a feeble shrub believes he can end this planet's existence before I? The mighty Zim!" said Zim as he left the classroom.
He walked out of the building but stopped on the steps knowing Dib would soon come ranting on how Zim should give up on his mission or how he hopes Zim's autopsy would be called "The Dib Experiment." And as predicted Dib arrived. "Jealous that one of the Earth's own resources are doing a better job than you?" he said as he followed Zim to the sidewalk. Zim turned around and exclaimed in an angered tone "you use this time now to say anything you need to Dib worm! Because by tomorrow I will have reduced this planet to nothing but dust!" said Zim as Gir flew by. He got on his back and they flew back to base.
In the laboratory, Zim had immediately began work on a new tool. He had worked all day on it carefully placing each piece in it's place. Gir spent the day eating taco dogs and making cheap prank calls.
By the time tomorrow came it was complete. "Yes it is COMPLETE! Now I will be able to eliminate every creature on this planet!" said Zim happy with the fruits of his labor. Gir came down slurping a cole slow shake. "Gir, witness the machine that will bring the destruction of mankind." Said Zim as he revealed his invention. He showed Gir a pair of gloves. "Those are nice mittens master. I wanna play in the snow!" said Gir. "No Gir! These are a pair of inter-dimensional gloves! They will allow me to control space and time and compress energy." Said Zim. "awwwe, I wanted a new piggy friend." Said Gir.
Zim had contacted The Tallest. "My tallest I bring to you great news!" said Zim excitedly. The tallest traded glances and tallest red said "look Zim, I think it's time we told you-" "That I am the greatest Irken invader in existence?" interrupted Zim. "No that your-" said tallest red who was again interrupted. "Thank you my tallest but I already know of my achievement which I will be achieving today." Said Zim nonsensically. Before the tallest could start again Zim cut off communications and immediately exited the house and Gir followed in his dog costume.
Zim didn't even bother to put his own he was so sure of victory. As he walked through town entering the center all he could hear were people screaming "ahhhhhhh alien!" or "call the FBI" with a few "and the best part was… holy crap an alien!" Zim reached the center of the town in the street and watched as cars swerved and crashed into hydrants. Dib who was across the street with Gaz ran up to Zim and exlaimed "ahahahaha I knew you would except defeat! Soon you will be in area 51 and will be forgotten behind closed doors." "What is that idiot doing?" said Gaz who was playing her new game slave 5.0. The police and FBI soon arrived. "Yes, let the apes gather!" said Zim. Gir, despite the commotion waved at all the people who gathered. "IT ENDS NOW!" exclaimed Zim as he raised his gloves and started to charge power. "oooh is that a remix!" said Gir.
Billy had laid down a group of candles on the design that grim had carved into the street and Mandy lit them. A majority of endsville had gathered to see what all the nice designs were about. "Hey is the circus coming to town?" asked Harold in the crowd. An old man replied "I think there trying to find were they put there dentures."
Grim had cleared his throat and raised his scythe and said "by the power of the mortals of this world and creatures of the hell I command thee super omega chicken, arise!" He began charging his scythe with power. "Arise chicken! ARISE!" said Grim as he began to cut a portal open.
At this moment Zim had finished charging his gloves and at the same moment and same place(dimensionally speaking) had slammed his fist screaming "NOW DIE!" as he created his own portal. Dib looked at him and said "you idiot what ever your planing you'll be caught in it to!" Zim had thought for a minute and said "oh yeah." The portals being activated in the same area caused a pull between dimension. Both Earths were coming closer and closer breaking the dimensional boundaries. The people in each world had started to panic. The rift grew larger and larger until there was an explosion.