Authors Note:

Okay, my GaruxTobe fic wasn't so much of a success… so, I decided to make short slash fics. Trust me; every chapter could end up being a whole different pairing. So don't be expecting much. This is rated Teen for a bit of language. They are all their same ages, and nothing has changed except that Garu can talk. Enjoy this Pucca fiction, and please, enjoy and review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Pucca… =(

No slash.

Garu was lying on the ground and Abyo was doing god-knows-what, while whipping his fists in the air shouting HI-YUH. Garu raised his eyebrow time-to-time, the kung-fu sounds Abyo was making sounded like a two-year-old having a heart attack.

"WAH-TAH-TAH-TAH-TAAAAAH!!" Abyo screamed, shoving his foot in Garu's face, causing him to flinch.

"Whoa- Will you stop it, Abyo?! I don't want to fight right now…just lie down for two seconds, and SHUT UP!" Garu pulled his own hair and sighed.

All of a sudden, Garu and Abyo looked in the distance to see a figure running towards them.

"HA-HA-ha-ha-ha!"

Tobe? What does he want? Garu showed disapproval, this was probably some stupid Tobe thing. He probably wanted to challenge him to a fight or something.

"You guys, I hate to tell it to you, but, I've hit manhood before the two of you!!" Tobe crossed his arms and smirked.

Garu cocked his head, and Abyo was extremely offended.

"What?! No you haven't! I totally hit puberty before any of you!! I'm the super-awesome-tough kung-fu man over here!" Abyo crossed his arms tightly around his chest.

"Yes I did! I just starting bleeding out of my ass, and I got my period," Tobe shot back.

"Your…what?" Abyo and Garu said at the same time.

"You know, when you hit puberty, you start bleeding from your butt time-to-time, and you need tampons to help cover it up!" Tobe explained the unknown.

"Oh…" Garu replied.

Neither Abyo, nor Garu knew what the heck a 'period' was. They didn't go to school…Garu didn't need school if he was going to be a ninja. But Abyo needed school, but for some reason didn't go. It's not like they wanted to learn about puberty anyways.

Abyo and Garu bought what Tobe said, and both looked at each other.

"Anyways you guys, I'm waaay more mature than you, so I should be hanging out with an older crowd! See you guys! Oh, and, call me when you hit puberty. Maybe you can join the club." Tobe bragged, and marched along to his house.

After Tobe left, Abyo frowned at Garu. "You really think it's true? He hit puberty before us?"

"No dude, I think he just made this up! I mean, have you ever heard of a 'period?'" Garu frowned.

"Well…no…but I think Ching or Pucca might know!"Abyo brightened his face.

"Okay…let's go ask them!" Garu naively grinned.

Garu and Abyo went to the Goh-Rong, were Ching and Pucca were sitting down at a table, playing cards. Garu was a bit nervous to ask what a period meant, I mean, talking about puberty isn't your regular everyday conversation.

"Uh…Ching, Pucca we need to ask you a question…" Abyo nudged Garu in the shoulder. "Why don't you go ahead and tell them, Garu?"

Garu gave Abyo a thanks-for-dumping-the-awkward-question-on-me look.

Garu stood up straight and cleared his throat.

"Um…do you guys know what a… period is?" Garu kicked his feet on the ground.

Pucca giggled. "Yeah, it's something girls get when they hit puberty…why?"

"So he wasn't lying! Hey- wait- did you say…girls?" Abyo looked at Pucca as if she was a dead bug with guts everywhere.

"Yeah…girls can only get it…guys can't because they don't have vag-…" Ching blushed. "…You know what I mean."

"So guys can't get it?" Garu was almost relieved.

"No!" Pucca and Ching said at the same time.

"Well then how did Tobe…" Abyo and Garu looked at each other, confused.

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"So, Tobe, when did this bleeding out the butt start?" The doctor of Sooga village gave Tobe a concerning look.

"I don't know doctor! I thought I hit puberty…but…" Tobe glanced down to his feet and blushed.

"Tobe! Girls only bleed out of their vaginas when they hit puberty, this is called menstruation! Men cannot get it!" The doctor looked at Tobe as if he never went to school (as a matter of fact, he didn't).

Tobe looked like a deer in headlights. "…They…don't?"

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