Rule no. 1: Never, ever give ninjas sugar

Disclaimer: I got the idea from my favorite Court TV show, "The Worlds Dumbest Criminals," as well as, "The World's Dumbest Drunks." It's probably obvious, but I so don't own Naruto.

Warning: Hyper ninjas, swearing, humorous violence, OOC-ness, and tons and tons of sugar; rated T for now.

Author's Note: Before I start the actual thing, I'm setting up a prologue. This is my first attempt at a humor based story!! Hope you enjoy!

( ) means character action

Summary: Anko randomly says, "Party at Iruka's," and I throw one. Who knew ninjas shouldn't have sugar?

Chapter 1: Prologue

Me: Hi there, my name's Raven and welcome to the story where-

Anko: Party at Iruka's!!

Iruka: What!?

Kotetsu: Hell yeah!!

Izumo: A… party?

Anko: Yup and you all are so gonna be there!!

Me: Where the Hell did you get that idea from!?

Anko: Ha, ha, Raven's so boring!!

Me: I… what!?

Anko: B-O-R-I-N-G, boring!!

Iruka: Anko… I don't think you should-

Me: (Closes eyes for a moment, counts to ten, then opens them) Do you really want a party, Anko?

Anko: Hell yeah! I knew you would cave!!

Iruka, Izumo, Kotetsu, and Anko: (Laughs uncontrollably)

Me: …o.0 why is everyone laughing at me?

Kotetsu: (Leans on Izumo for a moment after stopping and whipes away a tear) 'cause you always end up caving. How you became a ninja I'll never know!!

Me: Okay… we'll have the party, however… Anko, Kotetsu.

Anko and Kotetsu: Hai?

Me: I'll give ya until the count of three to high tail it out of here.

Anko: Why, Rav-chan… not like you'll ever do anything!!

Iruka: (Suddenly becomes worried by the killer intent and death glare from me) Anko… I really think you shouldn't say anything…

Anko: Why, I'm just stating the truth.

Me: Time's up!! (Chases after Anko and Kotetsu with Kanata drawn smirking)

Kotetsu: Hey, what did I ever do to you!!

Iruka: Well, hope you enjoy the party; looks like we have a bit of a problem.

Izumo: Read and Review while we break up the fight!! (Yells after me) Raven, you don't need to go off and kill them!!

Me: I'll KILL Anko and Kotetsu!!

Liked the opening? I think I set up the plot fairly well.