If I owned any of the characters in this then they would all have big swords. This is a Naruto fanfic because it is Naru-centric, just with loads of other anime mixed in.

Naruto and Sai were heading back to Konoha when they encountered an old man with a rag around his eyes. He was lying on the floor, beaten and bruised. When he heard footsteps he started to shuffle around, and said

" Please, help me, I need to get to Konoha!".

Sai and Naruto looked at each other.

"We should help him, Sai. He looks pretty beat up. We could at least take him to the nearest town."

"He is just going to be extra baggage, and it is not part of the mission to help him. Lets leave him."

"FOOL! YOU WOULD SEEK TO LEAVE AN OLD MAN TO DIE? BEGONE!"

The man stood up, releasing his genjustu. He formed some hand seals which created a portal. The man shoved Naruto and Sai through the portal. Naruto shouted at Sai for being such a jerk-ass and getting them thrown in a portal. Sai just kept on his his emotionless face, and started drawing the inside of the portal. When they came out they found themselves in a whte room. Arround them were several people they didn't recognise. Souchiro, a blonde kid, with a black cloak, spoke first.

"Don't tell me you didn't help the old man?"

Naruto punched Sai and said "nice going TEME! Now we're stuck with people who are probably gonna kill us because YOU wouldn't help him!"

Several people sighed, and a 20 year old in a suit stood up and said

"No, we're here because we didn't help him either. In fact, I tried to kill him with my book... Anyway, My names light, and squeezing the life out of my arm is my girl, Misa. Everbody else will tell you who they are once they decide to. Most of them are slightly... challenged."

Next a 17 year old stood up. "I'm Squall. I'm here because I wouldn't speak so the man presumed I was ignoring him. I wield a gun-blade and prefer not to talk."

"My name is L, and I would like to know if you have anything sugary on you. I am a genius detective and since coming here have discovered that Light is a mass-murderer. I would also like some eye surgery, if you can do it. Mine are too big."

"My name is Souchirou. Chances are, I'm stronger than you. Fight me! I will use my jujitsu to destroy you!"

Naruto chuckled. " Jyuuken? I beat a guy who could use Jyuuken so well that he managed to hit me 64 times in a few seconds! Whatever you do can't be better than that!"

"KRRRR! FIGHT ME!"

"Fine, but what the hell is up with your hair, you look like a 10 year old girl I know!"

Souchirou threw off his cloak and charged at Naruto. Naruto used the replacement tech and watched in amusement as Souchirou was about to punch a log when the log shattered even though Souchirou's arm had stopped short of it. Naruto made a shadow clone and tried sexy no jutsu. This had a devastating affect on the surrounding men. Light simply chuckled, but continued to look, L's eyes went wider, and almost fell out, and a couple of other people who hadn't introduced themselves either nose-bled or stared. Souchirou was cowering against the wall. He was friggin' terrified of this naked, curvy blonde.

"OKAY! I give up!"

"NOOOO! Stay that way while I take a picture!"

"Shut up, Yoshitaka. You're worse then most men, and you're barely 14."

Yoshtaka sighed, and went back to looking at ladies on the internet. When Sai piped up:

"It says in my book to introduce myself. My name is Sai. Pleased to meet you, Souchirou, Squall, Light, L, Misa and Yoshtaka."

"Oh yeah! I'm Naruto! I like orange, and am one of the strongest ninja I know! I also wear this headband to show that I am a Konahogakure ninja, and I love Ramen. I can use these things called jutsu, be it Taijutsu, which is hand to hand combat, Ninjutsu, which is like magical powers, and my worst, Genjutsu, Illusion techniques. Sai here can also make his drawings come alive. Oh, and if I get pissed off and have a red Aura then try to subdue me ASAP! Or I might end up killing everyone."

"Um... Wow."

"Since everyone else has introduced themselves, I guess it's my turn. My name is Husky, and I can turn into a merman type thing. This is my friend Senri, Who can make his left arm turn into a bears, but with metal claws. He can't remember faces so he needs to press flowers or something to remember people."

YAY! Fic number two! I decided against putting this in crossovers as it is a cross over of many stuff. Probable lemons later on! Send in your requests! Any anime you like, any pairing you like, but no yaoi and no naruhina. Also, anyone have any ideas? If so send them in and I may use your ideas. Recently, giving control to other people is quite popular, as in video games where we more and more frequently get to design a protagonist, or even choose how the game plays out. I probably shouldn't keep all the random crap in my notes, but it makes people laugh, I hope.