Love and Hurtness

On day spongebob was went to Sandy's house so he can try her new love potion that she had invented. After he drank it sandy ran away so the potion wouldn't work on her. So spongebob went to Mrs.Puffs's house since it was three houses down. Spongebob immediantly fell in love. Mrs.Puff on the other hand slammed the door on spongebob's face and called the police. The next day spongebob ran to sandy's house to tell her that the potion worked and that he needed some more asap.( just in case asap means as soon as possible). Sandy was busy and not paying attention sandy handed grape soda to spongebob instead of the love potion. So spongebob ran to Mrs. Puff's house knocked on the door and thought she might slam the door in my face and call the cops again so he ran in across the street to borrow somebody's tuxedo and ran back. After spongebob returned to Mrs. Puff's house he again Knocked on Mrs. Puff's door. Mrs. Puff thought he was a girl's scout and shouted at the door I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T WANT ANY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! But to her surprise she thought spongebob was a salesman and said can I help you? Spongebob said in the best salesman voice he had I'm going door to door asking people if they would like to try my love potion. Mrs. Puff said sure and tried it. At that moment spongbob took off the tuxedo and said to Mrs. Puff hey baby. Your long, tan, and handsome sponge is here. Mrs. Puff said what and looked up and seen that it was spongebob. She then slammed the door in his face(as usual) and called the police again but this time she filed a restraining order on him. And yes that ment that spongebob could not go to boating school any more.