Author: Sophia Blackwell & Andra Black
Category:
Anime/Manga - Naruto
Disclaimer:
We don't own Naruto; we're just playing around with the characters.
Genre(s):
Romance/Humour
Pairing(s):
OC/Kisame/OC
Rating:
M
Summary:
Best friends Andra and Sophia are new recruits to the Akatsuki, both have their eye on one Hoshigaki Kisame and will do anything to obtain him. Their first mission…find and retrieve Kisame. As the girls plan their moves, madness and fun ensues.
Title:
The Escapades of Sophia and Andra
Warning(s):
Smut, smut and more smut. Not for young eyes.

Sophia: Sophia Blackwell here, just a quick word before the story begins. Andra and I hope that you readers enjoy reading this story just as much as we enjoyed writing it. Please don't forget to review and please don't flame. We are giving you warnings on the contents of this story, if you choose to ignore them then, I'm afraid that is down to you. Thank you for taking the time to read this short message and...on with the story. Enjoy.

Chapter 1: Pillow Talk

Having been woken early for this team meeting, Sophia was in one hell of a sour mood. She loved her sleep and she'd been in the middle of a wonderful dream too. As she stood next to her friend Andra in the corner of the room, she slowly feel her already lit fuse getting closer and closer to the metaphorical stick of dynamite within her and Hidan's endless proclamation of 'It's too fucking early for this fucking shit, seriously!" that fuse was rapidly burning. She cast a glance over to Andra who seemed to be waiting quietly and patiently and she scowled.

'How can she be so fucking calm, when I'm this close to bustin' a gasket? I swear, if things don't move on soon, I'mma blow.'

"Andra, Sophia" Pein called.

Both newbies stood to attention as they heard him call their names.

"Since this is your first day and your behaviour is approving, I'll be giving you your first mission" he continued.

At hearing this, both Andra and Sophia shared equally excited grins, Sophia's sour mood evaporating into thin air.

"Yes Leader-Sama?" The brunette asked.

There was a determination in her voice that made both Pein and Sophia smile internally.

"Kisame seems to not have made it to the meeting, I want you two to go and retrieve him. That is all" he said.

Andra and Sophia gave each other another excited look, did this mean they could actually go into Kisame's room? A room they'd previously never been allowed it…ever…at all. They both immediately nodded and made their way out of the meeting room, heading towards Kisame's room. It was lucky that his room was easy to find, after all, it was the only room with KEEP OUT written in bold red letters on the door.

As soon as they reached the door, both looked at the other and nudged each other.

"You open it" Andra said.

Sophia shook her head and nudged Andra forwards.

"No, you open it" she said.

Andra shook her head and then nudged Sophia forward again, but this time, instead of Sophia backing down, the redhead walked up to the door and carefully took a hold of the handle, turning it slowly and carefully as to hope not to wake the sleeping brute inside. As soon as the door was a little bit open, Sophia poked her head around the corner and immediately her eyes went wide. She giggled silently and opened the door more, motioning for Andra to come see.

In the middle of the bed, sprawled out with the bed sheets just covering his lower half, Kisame slept. But it wasn't the way he was sleeping that caught the girl's eye, it was the large pole that was sticking up from the sheets that had them both blushing and giggling quietly.

Andra was the first to recover from her fit of giggles and took a deep breath to calm herself before heading over to one side of the bed and placing her hand on Kisame's shoulder giving it a gentle shove and quietly calling his name, but the former mist-nin just continued to snore loudly. Sophia sobered up after a while and came to the other side of the bed, giving his other shoulder a not-so-gentle shove, calling his name a little louder.

This earned them both a moan and a snore. Andra and Sophia looked at each other and shrugged, before Andra began to lightly tap Kisame's face. However, this only earned them another moan, but this time there was something laced within that moan, their names. Sophia looked at Andra and Andra looked at Sophia and grinned evilly before she motioned for Sophia to come to the end of the bed.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked.

Sophia caught the look in her eye and nodded.

"If you're thinking about giving him a dirty wake up call, then I'm totally with you on that" she said.

Andra nodded and walked up to the side of the bed. Pein had said to retrieve the shark, but he never stated how he wanted the former mist-nin to be retrieved and they had every intention to do so as they pleased.

Andra carefully climbed onto the bed and crawled over to the brute, an ear splitting grin that could put the Cheshire cat's grin to shame spreading on her face when she got close enough to lean down and whisper in his ear, in her best whining/lustful voice possible.

"What's wrong Ki-sa-me?" She asked.

As she asked this, she traced a single finger down the side of his neck and over his chest to flick a hard nipple, earning a deep grunt from the man below.

"Don't you want Andra to make you feel good?" She asked.

Completely involuntarily, Kisame nodded in his sleep, moaning loudly.

"Yes, make me feel good" he moaned.

She allowed herself to let out a small laugh, but it was low and playful. She looked over her shoulder and gestured for Sophia to do her part. Sophia walked up to the other side of the bed and slowly reached her hand out, touching his toned chest, forcing down a moan just at the feel of his muscles rippling under her hand, she concentrated on the task at hand, moving her hand towards his right nipple, first circling it with her nail to make it hard before carefully rubbing her hand over it. This earned a moan from the sleeping man below and she saw the sheets twitch a little. A grin found its way across her face as she leaned down and flicked her tongue over the hardened nub, her hair ticking his chest. Another moan escaped the sleeping man under her. She gave a grin almost as wide as Andra's and took the nipple into her mouth, grazing her teeth over it and sucking on it.

Kisame's back arched off the bed at the feel of Sophia sucking on his nipple, a strangled groan escaping him as he did. A huge grin spread over Sophia's face as she watched what Andra was doing. Andra was kissing down the large blue chest, her own chest grazing the rock hard and twitching pole, causing Kisame to moan even more. Sophia watched as Kisame lightly bucked his hips into Andra's chest. Andra pulled away and carefully slid the sheets off of his erect penis, exposing the baby jumbo to the two of them for the first time. Both girls just sat there and stared at it for a while, before Andra began to kiss the rest of the way down, purposely skipping the twitching rod emanating from his groin. She kissed down to his knee and then licked her way back up, making sure to not let her nose brush the reproductive organ.

Andra then kissed and licked all around the magnificent length, before allowing herself to nuzzle and lick at it as she did, her eyes flickered up to what Sophia was doing. Sophia was still biting and sucking on his nipple, but now she was rolling the other one between her fingers. Kisame's hands were fisted in the sheets, wanton moans escaping from his mouth at every touch from both the girls, he was beginning to squirm, his head shooting from side to side and his breathing becoming faster and less even. Sophia looked down at what Andra was doing and saw that Kisame's member was beginning to twitch like mad and a clear but goopy substance was leaking from the tip. She stopped what she was doing and tapped Andra's shoulder.

"He's gonna cum" she whispered.

Andra pulled back and got off of him, covering him back up and wrapping her hand around his now covered member and giving a few pumps, watching as he squirmed more, before going completely still and a loud moan escaped him. Both Andra and Sophia hurried out of the room, just as Kisame shot his load onto his stomach, moaning all the while.

While outside, Andra and Sophia fixed their clothing, waiting for a few minutes before firmly knocking on the door.

"Kisame?" Andra called.

Both girls listened as there was the sound of a heavy body falling out of bed and some scuffling with the soiled sheet and finally there was the sound of big feet scrambling towards the door. Said door opened up a couple of inches and Kisame poked his head out, still breathing raggedly and sweat dripping from his brow.

"Yeah?" He asked.

His eyes then went wide as he realised just who his visitors were. His cheeks turned a deep shade of eggplant.

"Uh…" he uttered.

Andra and Sophia furrowed their brow.

"Pein sent us to find you, you're twenty minutes late for the meeting" Sophia stated.

Her wide eyes were so good at faking innocence that not even Kisame saw the deviation behind them. Both girls pretended to act worried as they finally noticed the dripping sweat and ragged breath.

"Are you feeling alright Kisame?" Andra inquired.

Practiced concern filled her tone as she asked, her brow furrowing and her hand reaching out to place atop Kisame's head, but Kisame pulled back.

"Y-yeah, I-I'll be out in a minute" he stammered.

He then slammed the door closed, leaving Andra and Sophia to give one another a high five. They then walked back to the meeting room.

"Where is Kisame?" Pein demanded.

He had noticed that the former mist-nin wasn't with them when they had walked through the door and Sophia couldn't help the snicker that came out of her mouth.

"He'll be here in a minute. He overslept" Andra explained.

Both girls were unable to hide the very smug grin that crossed their faces, one that Itachi just so happened to notice. He didn't however, say anything to the girls about it at the time, he decided that he'd wait until after the meeting to question them about the smug grins they were wearing. A few minutes later, Kisame burst through the door, apologising profusely and as soon as he saw the two girls, another blush spread across his cheeks, earning him several questioning looks. This also happened to spike Itachi's curiosity; he would definitely have to ask them exactly how they got Kisame here after the meeting. As soon as Kisame sat down in the seat next to Itachi, Pein began the meeting.

~Kisame Rules~

A/N: Okay so...Andra Black and I decided to write this fic due to a picture we saw that inspired us. Yes, this story will be M rated all the way through, please also be prepared to giggle, laugh and even cry with laughter at some of the antics that Sophia and Andra will be getting up to. A friendly reminder that this fic isn't for young eyes, there's a reason why it's rated M.

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Sophia and Andra