Happy Valentine's Day! Yes people, the game show story that you've all been waiting for from me has finally arrived! This one is going to star the more underrated/lesser known/underappreciated characters of the Mario series, whether it be by Nintendo, or by the fanbase, but you should be able to recognize at least half of them if you've played a few of the games. The rules to vote will be posted at the bottom and this chapter is purely only to introduce the contestants. Let's get started, shall we?
Mario and Luigi stepped out onto a humongous stage in some kind of game room in fancy suits while classical game music played. The crowd wildly cheered for the brothers.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S LUIGI! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!" Screamed a Toad fangirl and threw him a vase of flowers that hit his head.
"OWWWWWWWWW! Goddamnit Mario, I told you there was going to be rabid fangirls in the audience!" Luigi cried, rubbing his forehead that now had a big bump on it.
"Well, what else did you expect? We're famous for crying out loud! Hello everyone, how are you doing this fine night? Are you ready to see some drama, action, comedy...and possibly blood?" Mario asked. The audience roared with excitement in response.
"YEAH! I WANNA SEE SOMEONE GET RIPPED APART AND GET THEIR INTESTINES EATEN!" Yelled a random Koopa.
"Um...okay...looks like someone here needs therapy. Anyways, before we introduce the contestants, let's go over the rules of Mario Party Deluxe real quick so no one is confused. Two teams of 13 characters are going to compete in this competition. The challenges they will be competing in will be mini games from various Mario Parties. Whichever team wins a challenge will receive immunity, while the team that loses a challenge will be up for elimination. This is where you viewers come in! You get to vote off any contestant you want from the losing team!" Luigi explained.
"And whoever has the most votes shall leave the competition. When we get to twelve people, there will be a chance for you viewers to bring an eliminated contestant back into the game AND to also bring a newbie into the game! This is also where the merge will begin, meaning that there will be no teams from that point on. Oh, and the teams will also be spending most of their time in a nearby hotel since that's where they'll all live during the game. That's pretty much the gist of it, so Luigi, you start off by introducing the first contestant!" Mario said.
"Alrighty then! Our first contestant is quite a smartass but he's also pretty knowledgeable on a lot of things. It's Goombario!" Luigi said and the goomba came out from the right entrance. The crowd cheered as Goombario waved to everyone.
"BOO, YOU STINK!" Yelled Bowser and threw a cheeseburger that splat onto the goomba's face.
"AH! I just washed this face too! Why do people have to be so cruel!?" The goomba cried.
Mario raised an eyebrow. "Bowser, who the hell let you in here? I thought I specifically told security not to let obese koopas in here!"
"It's called threatening people for their life, Mario. One of the perks of being an evil badass!" Bowser laughed.
"Please, you're as much of a badass as Toad is!" Goombario interjected. The audience laughed.
"It's true, I AM a total weakling who has an annoying voice! Ha ha ha ha!" Toad joined in on the laughter. The audience stopped laughing and stared at Toad like he was a freak.
"...So anyways, that's Goombario everyone! Our next contestant is a Nimbi who helped greatly on an adventure of mine a while ago...it's Luvbi!" Mario said. The crowd cheered as the Nimbi girl elegantly walked onto the stage.
"Hmm, I trust that this little hotel we're staying in is at least a four star accompanied with a perfect view of the city?" Luvbi asked.
"Err, why?" Mario confusedly asked.
"Because if I'm going to compete on some reality show and expose myself to these bloody mind-warped people, I want to at least enjoy the place I'm staying at in style and class!" Luvbi demanded.
Mario and Luigi looked at each other, then back at her, then back at each other, then back at her, then at Bowser, then at the ceiling, then at Toadney Spears, then at each other again.
"...Yeah, of course! It's totally five star plus it has room service! You won't be disappointed!" Luigi lied.
"Excellent! Looks like this won't be a total disappointment then!" Luvbi cheered.
"Uhh, Luigi? You do realize we couldn't afford a five star hotel due to the budget, right? Hell, we couldn't even afford a three star one!" Mario whispered.
"Anything to keep the contestants on, my brother!" Luigi whispered back and faced the audience again. "The next contestant we have is a gopher who lives underground! It's Monty Mole!"
Monty Mole waved to the crowd as they cheered for him. "What's up everyone? My name is Monty Mole, but you can call me Monty, or Mole, or MM! Wait a second...no! Call me M&M! Ha, that's creative isn't it? Anyways, did you guys know that I've played Minecraft for 8 hours straight? Yeah, it sounds insane, but I actually did it! My mom totally yelled at me for being obsessed with the game, but I told her to screw off and guess what she did? She slapped me and made me eat a dry shroom! This is what happens when you insult your parents, people! Oh, and did anyone buy the Dr. Luigi game yet? I was going to buy it yesterday, but I found out that I only had 15 coins in my wallet! I am positive that it was my brother who stole some of my coins because he always-"
"OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, MONTY MOLE! We do not have enough air time to listen to your babbling about irrelevant crap that no one cares about!" Mario yelled.
"Geez, Mario! Don't you think you're being a little too harsh?" Luigi asked.
Mario rubbed his temples in frustration. "I just wanna get this stupid episode overwith! Next contestant is a kleptomaniac who runs her own badge shop in Rogueport. It's Ms. Mowz!"
Ms. Mowz blew kisses to the audience as they all cheered for her.
"Well, hello there Mario! Haven't seen your hunky self in such a long time!" Ms. Mowz giggled and kissed him on the cheek. The audience woo'd.
"Can I get a kiss too, Ms. Mowz?" Luigi nicely asked.
"AHEM!" Daisy loudly coughed from the audience.
"Oh...nevermind. Sorry. Let's continue on with- wait! Mario, where is your hat!?" Luigi shrieked.
"My hat? What are you...AH! That little freak stole it! Be right back!" Mario cried and ran off to find Ms. Mowz. The audience laughed at his embarrassment.
"While we wait for Mario, let's introduce the next contestant! This guy is Yoshi's evil rival who wears sunglasses for whatever reason. He appeared in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars and is making his comeback right now. It's Boshi!" Luigi said.
A blue Yoshi with black sunglasses walked out onto the stage as the crowd cheered for him. Yoshi had a scowl on his face as he watched his rival walk towards the center.
"Listen to me, Luigi! The only reason why I'm here is so I can make sure the public remembers that there is another Yoshi that's just as cool as the ugly one over there! I'm sick and tired of having him steal the spotlight all the time, so now it's time for a change!" Boshi got in Luigi's face.
"P-Please don't hurt me! I already got hit in the head just a few minutes ago!" Luigi whimpered.
Mario walked back on stage with his hat back on.
"I'm back! Oh, I see Yoshi's evil twin is here!" He said.
"I'M NOT HIS TWIN, I'M HIS RIVAL!" Boshi roared and punched Mario in the face, immediately knocking him out. The crowd screamed in horror, except for Bowser who was laughing his head off.
"SECURITY!" Luigi shrilled. Large Koopas with sunglasses came in and took Boshi away to the back room.
"Don't worry everyone, he'll be okay. Let's just introduce the next person while he regains consciousness. Our next contestant is a bulb who can shock literally anything she wants. It's Watt!"
The electric gal came onto the stage all smiley and such as the crowd cheered for her.
"Hi everyone! Hi Loofie, it's been SUCH a long time since we've seen each other!" Watt giggled.
"Um, it's Luigi...and we just saw each other a few hours ago..." Luigi gave a confused look.
"We did? Oh, I must've had a lot more to drink than I thought I did. Alcohol kills those jitters, you know?" Watt giggled hysterically this time, freaking everyone out.
"No, I don't know actually considering I have never drank before!" Luigi slapped his forehead in frustration. "Why must introducing the contestants be so stressful? Next up we have the son of a guy who's known to kidnap Peach 20 times a month and likes to eat powdered donuts. It's Morton Koopa Jr.!"
"YES! That's my son, everyone! You all better clap and cheer as loud as possible or else I'm blowing this mother(BLEEP)ing place down!" Bowser threatened. The crowd nervously clapped and cheered a lot more than usual.
Morton waved to everyone and walked to Luigi. "Huh, this is interesting. I walk into a rathole, and here I see the ugliest rat of them all!"
"...Nice to see you too, Morton. Let's just cut back on the insults for the sake of the game, okay? I already have to deal with enough stress hosting this show as it is!" Luigi rolled his eyes.
"Fine. I just wanna win the prize and get out of here. I am NOT here to make friends, so no one had better talk to me!" Morton declared.
"I'm sorry, but who are you again?" Watt asked.
"He's just some mutant that no one cares about. It's not worth your time, Watt" Goombario scowled.
Morton gritted his teeth. "I'm not even five minutes into the show, and I already hate it here!"
"Our next contestant...well, actually it's two contestants because they both demanded to be introduced at the same time for whatever reason. One is a happy-go-lucky girl and the other is a major kickass sidekick. It's Toadette and Dixie Kong!" Luigi said. The two girls cheerily waved to the crowd.
"Hi Luigi! We are SO super duper excited to be on this show with you!" Toadette squealed.
"Hey, where is Diddy Kong at? I don't see him in the audience! Toadette, he told me he would be here!" Dixie whined.
"Who are those two girls? Are they actresses or something?" Watt asked.
"Um, I'm sure Diddy will be here soon so why don't you go stand somewhere that's not in my breathing space while I introduce the rest of the contestants?" Luigi cheesed.
"Alright then! I need to put on some of my Carmex anyways, my lips get chapped so easily!" Dixie said.
"You mean MY Carmex that I bought with MY money?" Toadette raised an eyebrow.
"Oh don't be such a showoff! Not everyone comes from a rich family!" Dixie replied while playfully rolling her eyes.
"Since when did you need to be rich to buy Carmex?" Goombario questioned.
"MOVING ON! Our next contestant is an underweight stickman with a nasty attitude. It's Waluigi!"
Waluigi came onto the stage while the crowd applauded. He paid no attention to them nor anyone in general.
"Hello Waluigi! How does it feel to be competing on your first ever game show?" Luigi asked.
"I only came here so I can relax in the hotel we're staying in! Wario stunk up our entire house last week due to him eating six cans of beans along with a bunch of garlic so I'm staying as far away from that death trap as long as possible! YOU HEAR THAT WARIO? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A STINKBOMB!" Waluigi argued.
"O...kay then...sorry to hear that, I guess?" Luigi looked grossed out.
"Ugh...my head is killing me. Are the intros done yet, Luigi?" Mario tiredly spoke as he stood up.
"Not even close, brother," Luigi sighed.
"Damnit! Here, you do the rest of the intros while I pretend I'm still knocked out!" Mario yelled and fell back to the ground.
Luigi grunted in frustration. "Whatever! Our next contestant is a star sprite who is very perky and cheery. It's Starlow!"
The crowd clapped for her as she happily skipped onto the stage.
"Hello Luigi! I am, like, sooooooo happy to be competing on a game show! This is totally a dream come true! If I win the prize money, I'll make sure to share it with you all because sharing is caring!" Starlow cheered in glee.
"Awwwwwwwwww!" said the audience, already liking her adorableness.
"Who is this girl!? Why do I keep seeing so many irrelevant people on here!?" Watt cried.
"THAT'S ALL A BUNCH OF LIES, LIES, LIES! SHE IS TRYING TO PLAY ALL OF YOU!" Bowser angrily roared. He was then hit in the head by a trash can, knocking him out.
"Thanks to whoever did that! This next contestant likes to squirt ink at people for no reason and he's been a common enemy in some Mario games. It's Blooper!"
Blooper waddled out onto the stage as the crowd cheered for him. He shyly waved to everyone.
"Hello Blooper! Are you excited to be here today?" Luigi said as he patted Blooper's shoulder.
"AH! DON'T TOUCH ME!" The squid squealed and shot ink in Luigi's face. The crowd both gasped and laughed.
"Ew! Luigi, I highly recommend that you wash your face off with soap tonight! Who knows what kind of diseases those...THINGS carry!" Toadette shrieked.
"S-sorry about that! I don't like it when people touch me, nor do I like it when people stare at me for a long amount of time...actually I don't like it when people are standing behind me either. Yeah...I'm paranoid of a lot of things..." Blooper shamely admitted.
"That is extremely sad," Morton spoke from behind Blooper. The squid screamed and ran to the backstage area.
Luigi wiped the ink off with his arm and gave a scowl. "...Um...so that's Blooper, everyone! Our next contestant is a former actress and diva who is planning to make a comeback to the stage very soon. It's Madame Flurrie!"
The crowd cheered for her as Flurrie came upon the stage.
"Hello dearies! My oh my, I certainly haven't been this welcomed from a crowd ever since I performed in that play of 'Homicidal Party' a year ago! Luigi, be a dear and make sure all the cameras are pointed at me, as being a famous actress and all, I must be the center of attention since I'm going to bring the viewers in!" Flurrie said in complete vain. The audience had a bitter taste in their mouth after hearing that awful speech.
"Who the hell are you!? Why is everyone acting like they know every single person that's come up on here!? I AM SO CONFUUUUUUUUUUSED!" Watt screamed.
"Can you get over yourself already? You are a has been. Your prime is over and reality TV is not going to fix that," Morton coldly said.
"Technically it can because reality TV is still very popular these days and even though tons and tons of people say they hate it, a lot of those shows still gets millions of views so as long as they keep watching, the producers will keep on making the shows because it gives them more money and people are just greedy in general, a perfect example being Wario who is known to rob banks whenever he's not indulging in unhealthy foods," Monty Mole explained.
"Is there an OFF button on this guy?" Waluigi scowled.
"Jealousy is an ugly trait to have, good sir! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all!" Flurrie said and snapped her fingers ghetto style.
"Oh my gosh, that is totally my motto! It's what has helped me keep me out of trouble my entire life!" Starlow cheered and high fived Flurrie.
"As brilliant as this side chatter is...actually it isn't, we have to move on so we don't run out of air time! The next contestant we have is-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Screamed a female voice. The crowd got confused looks and started murmuring to each other. Another scream was heard and two girls were seen running onto the stage.
"SOMEONE HELP ME! GET THIS PSYCHOTIC BITCH AWAY FROM ME!" Jojora shrilled as Wendy chased her with a fire axe.
"NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK, YOU LITTLE BITCH! I KNOW YOU STOLE IT YOU MOTHER(BLEEP)ING (BLEEP)!" Wendy roared.
"I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING! THAT'S MS. MOWZ'S JOB!" Jojora cried and hid behind Luigi.
"Oh my, such dreadful language!" Flurrie gasped.
"WENDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! Security, get out here and control this thing!" Luigi shrieked.
"Not until I get my (BLEEP)ing phone back! Wait a second, why are there cameras pointing at me? WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!? GET OUT OF MY (BLEEP)ING FACE!" Wendy swung the axe at a nearby cameraman, causing him to run off in fear and dropped the camera. Security came in and dragged Wendy to the backstage area.
"I sincerely apologize for that, folks! I didn't realize that some of our contestants could get...well...wild, if you know what I mean. So, um, that was Wendy Koopa and this right here is Jojora," Luigi said in awkwardness.
"That (BLEEP) is going to hear from my lawyers! Anyways, hi, my name is Jojora Icadora and I run a fabulous gossip site called-" Luigi suddenly suddenly covered her mouth with his hand.
"On to the next one now! This girl use to be captured by Donkey Kong back in the day and is known for being the head B-word in charge! It's Pauline!"
The crowd applauded for Pauline, and some guys even whistled, as the queen bee walked out on stage, holding a phone.
"Wow! I didn't know Wendy had a crush on Zip Toad and Dimentio of all people! She has so many pictures of them on her phone! Huh? Oh, hi everyone! I didn't see you there. My name is Pauline and my main goal is to make all of you here cry!" Pauline evilly smirked while the audience widened their eyes.
"WOW! You are smoking hot! Any chance I could get snag some digits, my lovely lady?" Goombario winked. He was then smacked.
"Am I the only one here that doesn't recognize any of those girls that just came in? ANYONE!? HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!?" Watt yelped.
"It's true...she made me cry once...she is dirty to the bone!" Luigi sobbed and wiped his nose. "Ahem, anyways, our next contestant is a koopa who resides in Koopa Village and who also helped Mario on his journey to defeat Bowser a long time ago. It's Kooper!"
The audience clapped for the koopa as he walked out on stage.
"Hi everyone. My name is Kooper and...um...yeah...I really don't have anything else to say...I'm kind of boring, to be honest..." He plainly admitted. An awkward silence ensued throughout the room.
"Uhhhhh...right...moving on...our next contestant is a female lakitu who...well...actually, I have no idea how she even passed our audition. Doesn't everyone in the universe hate her? Oh well, it's Lakilulu everyone!"
The audience booed and threw various pieces of trash as Lakilulu floated onto the stage with a scowl.
"You're all just a bunch of haters! I am beautiful, smart, kind, and strong which are all the qualities in a perfect and desirable woman!" Lakilulu yelled. The audience laughed at her in response.
"That's the best joke I've heard all day!" Waluigi snickered.
"Well well well, look at what the garbage man brought in. Where's your little boyfriend at, loser? Is he too ashamed of being with a wench that he didn't bother to show up here?" Pauline laughed.
"Still your tongue, Pauline! At least I actually have a boyfriend and even if I didn't, at least I'm not desperate enough to hook up with the first guy I see!" Lakilulu countered.
"Both of you are awful people! End of discussion!" Jojora interrupted.
"And in case you're wondering, yes, Lakilester is here too!" Luigi said.
"Aw yeah! I know, I'm amazing! Try not to get TOO excited now!" Lakilester yelled in vain as he floated on in and 'raised the roof' with his hands. The entire room was completely silent as everyone gave him a scowl.
"Oh, so it's like that then? WELL (BLEEP) YOU ALL!" The lakitu flipped the entire world off with both of his hands.
"Please don't be mad, honey! They're just angry because we have the best relationship any couple could ever have!" Lakilulu cried.
"Leave me alone! Why are you always up in my space? This is National TV and I would seriously prefer to not be seen with some monster following me around 24/7!" Lakilester spat and quickly floated away from her. Lakilulu broke down in tears.
"Wait a second...LAKILESTER HAS A GIRLFRIEND!? WHERE THE HELL WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED!?" Watt shouted.
"We've still got plenty more contestants to introduce, so please, be patient with the crazy contestants, folks! Our next contestant is basically a sky version of the popular Shy Guy. It's Fly Guy!" Luigi said.
Fly Guy zoomed into the stage and crashed into Waluigi.
"YOW! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?" The stickman cried.
"Sorry dude! I get carried away when I'm in 'fly' mode! It is so much fun, it's like riding a rollercoaster, except you're not, you know? Wait, does that even make any sense? Oh well, who cares! Flying is my game, and Speedy McFasterson is NOT my name, even though I wish it was!" Fly Guy annoyingly shouted. He then did a triple backflip and did the splits as he landed. Everyone gave him a standing ovation.
"What a showoff! I was a cheerleader in high school so I can do the triple backflip too!" Pauline grunted. She performed the triple backflip with ease but accidentally fell into the audience at the end.
"WOAH! HOT BABE ON MY LAP! HOT BABE ON MY LAP!" Excitedly yelled a toad. A bunch of slaps were then heard.
"ENOUGH! We must continue if we want this episode to get done in time! Next up we have a fish who babysits a bunch of brats on Lavalava Island, it's Sushie!" Luigi said.
Sushie came onto the stage, munching on a brownie. "Mmm, this is SOOOOOOOO good! You would think that after eating 36 brownies, the taste would start to wear off, but nope, not with these sexy chunks of chocolate!"
"Wait a second, YOU ATE ALL THOSE BROWNIES!? But those were suppose to be for the crew members after the episode was done!" Luigi yelled and smacked his forehead.
"Oh hush! There's still a cake back there along with some cookies, which I find very overrated!" Sushie rolled her eyes.
"You...ugh, fine whatever! I just wanna get this stupid episode overwith so I can go take a nap already! Next contestant is someone who...oh screw it, I'll just say the name! IT'S PETEY PIRANHA!" Luigi said while his temper rose.
The giant piranha waddled onto the stage as the audience clapped for him.
"Hello everyone! Hey, did you any of guys try the cake back there? Talk about delicious!" Petey giggled.
Luigi's eyes twitched. "You...ate...the...entire...cake?"
"Of course I did! It was simply irresistable, like it was calling out my name! It was a magical experience, I tell you!" Petey giggled again.
Luigi frustratingly huffed and shook his head. "You know what? Screw the rules! I'm introducing the rest of the contestants all at the same time! The last participants we have on Mario Party Deluxe are Birdo, Wiggler, Geno, and Mallow!"
"WHO!?" Watt yelled.
The four last contestants all walked onto the stage while the crowd roared for them.
"Hi everyone! If you don't know who me and Geno are, we are from the game called Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars and we served as Mario's partners for a while to help him complete his journey!" Mallow explained.
"Yeah, it's great to be back in the spotlight again! I hope this will bring us in some new fans!" Geno added.
"Super Mario RPG? Oh, you mean the game that no one cares about? It's a miracle that you two made it on here!" Lakilester scoffed. He was then hit in the head by a shoe.
"Where is Boshi at, Luigi? I heard that he was on the show. It sure is going to be awkward if I'm on the same team as him since my boyfriend and him are enemies..." Birdo asked.
"He's at the backstage area, but security is bringing him and a few others out right now so we can get the teams situated," Luigi answered.
"Hi everyone! Um, I'm completely new to competitions so please don't laugh at me if I make a mistake!" Wiggler nicely pleaded.
"Aww, you are just the cutest thing! Let me give you a big hug!" Petey said.
"Um...n-no thanks, I'm good. Really, you don't have to! Let go of me! STOP! I SAID STOP YOU MOTHER(BLEEP)ING PIECE OF (BLEEP)! ARE YOU (BLEEP)ING DEAF OR SOMETHING!? DO I HAVE TO (BLEEP)ING SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ON A (BLEEP)ING PIECE OF PAPER IN BLACK (BLEEP)ING INK!?" Wiggler roared and Petey screeched as he let go of the caterpillar.
"Um...I...apologize for that. I get angry really easy...yeah, I have a ton of issues..." Wiggler sadly admitted.
Luigi his smacked his forehead once again. "Geez, the first episode is not even over, and already it's a mess. Whatever...let's just get the teams done so I can go home and drink some vodka. Jojora, stand over to my left. You're the first person on the first team."
"Sweet! I wonder who will be joining me?" Jojora wondered out loud.
"Also on your team is going to be Mallow, Starlow, Ms. Mowz, Flurrie..."
"No..." Jojora whispered.
"Monty Mole, Goombario, Blooper, Luvbi..."
"No!" Jojora yelled.
"Waluigi, Pauline, Fly Guy..."
"NO!" Jojora raised her voice.
"And last but not least...Wendy!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jojora screamed and dropped to her knees.
"Geez, talk about overdramatic..." Goombario scowled.
"Oh goodie! This is going to be so much fun! I get to be on a team with my new bestie!" Starlow jumped for joy.
"Bestie? I assume that this bestie is me?" Flurrie asked.
"Of course! Besties need to stick together in things like this, right?" Starlow winked.
"Oh! Okay then. I assume being a 'bestie' is a good thing so I shall stick with you as well and have you compliment my radiating beauty at least once a day!" Flurrie laughed.
"Just great. I'm on a team with a mega bitch who is hot, a mega bitch who is ugly as hell, some forgotten actress who has no right to be vain, someone who is literally a chatter box, a smartass, a paranoid freak, a gossiping bitch, a spoiled rich girl, a kleptomaniac, and two other guys that are meh to me. Fuuuuuuun," Waluigi sighed.
"Dang! Looks like we're on our own then, Geno. Here's to hoping we both make it to the merge!" Mallow said.
"Your guys' team name is Team Obnoxious. Because that's exactly what most of you are. Obnoxious. And rude," Luigi criticized.
"Totally radical! I can dig it being called obnoxious! It ain't the worst insult that I've been called!" Fly Guy cheered.
"WHAT? I refuse to be called something as pitiful as that! Someone who was raised with high class and morals, like me, has no right to be called obnoxious! I demand that you take it back!" Luvbi argued.
"No can do. Besides, I'm not the one who came up with the team names! Anyways, for the rest of you...Toadette, Dixie, Birdo, Sushie, Watt, Lakilulu, Lakilester, Kooper, Boshi, Geno, Petey, Wiggler, and Morton your guys' name is Team Idiot. Once again, I'm not the one who comes up with the names!" Luigi defended.
"Team IDIOT? The only idiot on this team is Watt for not remembering that I had a girlfriend!" Lakilester argued.
"You have a girlfriend? Wow, congratulations dude! Who's the lucky girl? It's Vivian, isn't it?" Kooper asked in excitement. Everyone else smacked their foreheads while Lakilulu cried again.
"Damnit, I'm with Boshi! I just hope he doesn't try anything on me..." Birdo gulped.
"Don't worry girl, stick with us and you'll be fine!" Dixie said.
"Sweet! This is such an awesome team! We are definitely going to dominate this competition! I say we all do a group hug!" Petey said.
"NO!" Yelled the rest of the team.
"Are the intros finally over?" Mario asked, still in the ground.
"Yes Mario, they are. You can stop pretending you're knocked out now," Luigi said.
"YAHOO! Alright then, these are your teams from now on until the merge! Voting rules will be posted as well below. Next episode is when the fun really begins, so we'll see you all next time on MARIO PARTY DELUXE!" Mario said.
EOC.
So, these are the teams that are officially formed:
Team Obnoxious: Monty Mole, Goombario, Fly Guy, Waluigi, Blooper, Mallow, Starlow, Wendy, Pauline, Jojora, Flurrie, Ms. Mowz, Luvbi.
Team Idiot: Lakilester, Wiggler, Petey, Kooper, Geno, Morton, Boshi, Toadette, Dixie, Birdo, Sushie, Watt, Lakilulu.
Which one are you rooting for?
Here are the rules for voting:
1. Each time a losing team is up for elimination, you MUST vote off someone from that team.
2. Vote for the person you want in the poll on my profile. Votes in reviews will not be counted (except for anonymous users, see below). You can still review on the chapter and say who you wanna vote for, but just make sure to actually vote for your character in the poll!
3. Since anonymous users can't vote on polls, I suppose it would be okay for them to vote in their reviews. This is the only exception, however.
4. When the merge arrives, you will be able to vote to bring an eliminated character back into the game along with a completely new character into the game.
That's pretty much all I can think of for now. Next chapter is when the game really begins so I'll see you all then!