Hi! Souldragon12 is back with A fict! I got bored sue for not updateing Passage of Soul later alright?

So anyways I was thinking "what would it be like if Vaati had a kid?"

Well here it is! Welcome to this crazy crossover of Wind Waker and Minish Cap! I own nothing either bitches!

This story goes out to Midna Hytwilian, for helping me with the geral ideas and Nevet1212 from Youtube for starting the role play with me. This one's for you guys!

Chapter 1: The Winds of Fate

"Neri....Neri....NERI!" a voice called.

"Huh?!"

"Neri, you've been asleep like that for a while....." Link said, it was eight years later, Neri was 11 and on Outset, three days before her life found her once more.

"Huh? I was?"

"Yeah, look never mind that, let's find Lisat."

"Okay."

"Hey Link, why does your Grandma keep me locked up when it's windy?"

He shrugged, "Maybe your Mom told her to."

Neri rolled her eyes at the idea. "Whatever, it doesn't matter."

The two continued walking. "Hey Neri?"

"Hmm?"

"Did you notice that it's been getting pretty windy lately?"

"I've been inside alot, of course I noticed!"

"No need to get snippy. It's weird though. It isn't hurricane season or anything and it just isn't predictable."

"So? Mother Nature can be a bitch. Oh, hey, I think I found Lisat!"

She ran over to a bush where a figure was crouched down. "Lisat!" The figure jumped up in alarm.

"Holy cow! Gee, Neri, why don't you just stick a knife into my heart? It's alot quicker!"

"I thought heart attacks were quicker."

"That's besides the point!" Lisat said, brushing off his black tunic.

Unlike Link who wore a green tunic, had blonde hair, and brown eyes, Lisat had white hair and red eyes.

He was Link's twin.

Neri, who had her mother's bronze hair, mixed with light purple highlights, was wearing a short-sleeved snow-white dress like tunic and brown combat boots.

Her sea-green eyes stared far-off, as she got a dreamy look on her face.

"Uh Neri, you alright?" Link waved his hand infront of her face.

"You're doing it all wrong, moron." Lisat swatted his hand.

He stomped on Neri's foot. "NERI!"

"Son of a bitch, that freakin' hurt!" Neri yelled, grabbing her foot.

"See?" Lisat said.

"You must teach me your ways..." Link, muttered to his twin.

"Hey who's that guy?" Neri pointed to a tall figure walking over.

"That's weird, not many people come here." Link pointed the obvious out.

"No duh, stupid." Lisat slapped him on the back of the head.

The figure looked a toon version of Shad from Twilight Princess.

"I'm sorry. Your Neri Windbornn?" the tall figure asked.

"I dunno about the Windbornn part but yeah, I'm Neri."

"Finally, do you know how many islands I've been to looking for you and your mother?"

The man sighed.

"She's sorta...uh...dead." Neri replied meakly.

"Oh. I'm terribly sorry for your loss."

"It's alright, I guess."

"Who are you?" Link asked.

"Shad, I'm a scholar who knows Neri's mother, Zelly. She sent me letters about you and they stopped coming. So I've been sailing and searching to make sure you were alright."

"Oh, thanks for the uh concern." Neri said, scratching her head.

"Where is your father? Is he present?" Shad asked Neri.

"I don't know who my father is." Neri remarked, suddenly sounding stiff.

"You don't remember his name?" Shad asked the girl.

Neri shook her head.

"His name is Vaati Windbornn, according to your mother. He was-or is if he is still alive-a powerful sorcerer, supposedly." Shad sighed, "She did not like him much."

Lisat nodded, "Romani is a bitch."

"What's Romani?" Link asked innocently.

"Romani's boozed milk." Lisat shrugged, "How else do you think we were born?"

"We were accidents?!" Link wailed. "Sweet!"

Both Neri and Lisat slapped Link.

"Neri I thought you were half dragon not just a Mage." Lisat said.

"Yeah, well that would explain her weird spazing out...." Link said, rubbing his head.

"Can we just get back to topic?!" Neri snapped at the two, making them sweatdrop. "So where is ol' poppa?"

"Your mother mentioned a palace that he lived in but I do not know of where it is." Shad sighed."I searched for it to see if you were still there but decided to check islands instead."

"So my dad abandoned me? Yep he's a dick." Neri said, nodding her head vaugly.

However little did she know that her dad was watching her now, and boy was he steamed.

So how did I do for the first chappie? I'll update soon! I promise! Review Please!