Draco wants Hermione
who wants him back
but she also wants Ron
who wants her
but also wants Lavender
who wants Blaise
who also wants Hermione
but is preoccupied with wanting Ginny
who really wants Harry
who wants her back
but is confused
because he also wants Draco
who is wanted by Ginny
who is wanted by Blaise
but he also wants Hermione
but is very confused...
because he also wants Harry
who is wanted by Lavender
but also wants Hermione...
...So...
Lavender hates Hermione
who's angry at Ron
who just so happens to be angry with Harry
but is also mad at Blaise
who's angry at Draco
who hates Harry
...and detests Ron
who's now angry at Hermione
who's angry at Blaise
who is very confused
but is mad at Lavender
...for hating Hermione
...who really wants Draco who's annoyed with Ginny
who hates Lavender
who is mad at Blaise
who is now angry with Harry
who's infuriated with Ron
who hates Draco
who hates Lavender
who now hates Ginny
who's now angry with Hermione
who now hates Lavender
who hates Blaise
...and Harry who is happy for Hermione and Draco
...but still hates Draco...
...So...
Everyone lives happily ever after... ...or not...