The totally random story of Lambheer!
I was walking through the park on, uh, what was it? Bunday, after Funday. I think that's it. Humans are so weird. My blond friend was playing with my redhead friend. Zatch and Tia, I think. I'm no good at remembering names. Same with them. They call me PONYGON, for crying out loud. Maybe my partner will know my name, which is Schneider.
The creepy brown pigtailed girl rode up to Zatch in her equally creepy car and talked to him. Then she punched him and called out the name of something. Lambheer? Dunno.
A small thing that looked like a cloud my size trotted up to the girl. It was entirely white. Wait, I knew this…
"NOOO! A SHEEP MAMODO! GET IT AWAY! WE HATE EACH OTHER!" I screamed at Zatch.
"Shaddup, you creepy horse. I'm showing off, no medu medu may-ing," said the brown haired girl. The nerve! She, calling ME, CREEPY?! I bit her on the hand like I do to the evil Kiyo guy. She screeched.
"Sucker!' laughed the sheep. "You don't have your partner, and I-I do-o!"
The nice brunette, Suzy, came up to Zatch, and noticed Lambheer. "A HORSE!" she cried, and picked it up.
"LEMME GO!" screeched Lambheer. "NAOMI, CATCH!"
"Ha, ha I like your ba-ad ba-ad noise!" Naomi said. "OW!" she added, when a grey book it her head. It fell in her hands and she opened it. "Yuchitker…" she said. "How did I know that? I CAN'T READ!"
Lambheer turned even whiter. It turned to face Suzy and rammed his hoofs in rapid succession into her chest. She fell down with swirls in her eyes. Panicked, I went to a lady that was lighting a cigarette.
"Why, hello horsey!" she said. I bit her hand that had the lighter in it.
"Smoking is bad for you!" I said, and picked up the lighter. I headbutted Naomi. The book fell out of her hands. I struggled with the lighter to, well, light it. (I am a horse Mamodo! No opposable thumbs!). I finally lit it, but it blew out. I tried again, and I lit the whole damned book on fire.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Lambheer as he began to fade. "Ponygon, mark my words, I shall get you. Someday, somehow, I shall get you." He disappeared. One less pointless Mamodo in the battle.
"Where'd Lambheer go? Ah, well." Said Naomi, who drove off.
"HORSEY! WHERE'D THE HORSEY GO?" Suzy yelled, and pathetically cried.
"Ponygon, let's go home. Kiyo's mom has Yellowfin, nearly as good as YELLOWTAIL! Come on, Ponygon…"
I didn't care what Zatch had said. I had burnt my first book. I huffed and walked back to Kiyo's home.
Just a random oneshot. No sequels unless pushed to the max. R&R, please. He