*A/N:This is a fanfic I have posted fanfiction before but because it was incomplete I deleted it. I am bringing it back because it is now complete I will post one chapeter every week until the fanfic in it's entirety is posted. Thanks for all your support.*
The Blog
*A/N: This story takes places before the time skip and before the chunnin exams when all the Naruto characters were still rookies. In this story things are similar to the real world like blogs hit music and clothing. *
Ch.1: Just One...
Team 8 was training one day and their sensei Kurenai, let them take a break. Team 7 and 10 had come to join them for lunch and Shino was sitting under a tree watching everyone talking, laughing and eating together. Shino felt really left out.
~Shino's thoughts~
Look at everyone! So happy together, and look at me all alone and no one is even making an attempt to start a conversation with me. I know people think I'm creepy because I have alot of bugs, but I'm still human. I'm not even hoping for a girl to talk to me they all freak out when they see bugs; except for Hinata who cherishes all forms of life. Even some of the dudes are creeped out by bugs, even though they won't admit it. Man! I'm even lamer than Lee and he says things like "Guy Sensei lets run off to the fountain of youth!" but everyone likes him. I guess its because he's really nice and he dosen't bother anybody. What if I were Lee? I mean maybe if I dress in a tight green jumpsuit get a really bad haircut and follow around a guy who's like asuperhuman when it comes to taijustu. Yea, I'd be popular then. I wish. Even Naruto has friends. He's a troublemaker but atleast he gets attention. Of course there's Shikamaru the silent genius. Those genius types don't need friends they've got too much thinking about, but he has friends anyway. Then theres Sasuke, he keeps to himself and becomes uber popular. When am I going to become uber popular? I've been by myself for as long as I can remember.
~Shino's thoughts end~
Shino gently pulled a tiny lady bug off a blade of grass and let it crawl across his palm, then he used a justu he'd been practicing to move the lady bug from his left hand to his right and finally unto a leaf on the tree above he noticed Naruto stumbling off into the bushes. Looking around he realized he was the only one who noticed this. From where he was sitting Shino could tell two things: 1.) Naruto was peeing. 2.) He was peeing on poison ivy but didn't seem to notice. Shino recalled Naruto had been sleeping that day in the academy when they learned about the different types of wild plants from edible to dangerous to itchy. Shino started to chuckle behind his jacket. He really wanted to burst out with laughter but everyone already thought he was weird he didn't need them thinking he was any weirder if they all saw him laughing at what they couldn't figure out.
Naruto walked away from the bushes in his usual relaxed state. Shino wanted to tell someone, anyone! But everytime he spoke people would look at him wierd and walk away so telling any so telling any other of the rookies was out of the question.
Later that night Shino was in his room organizing his jars of bugs in alphabetical order {A/N: I know Shino sounds like a total dork here}. What alot of people, well heck, what everyone didn't know about him was that he was a neat freak. Maybe no one would believe him if he told them. It's hard to imagine a bug user as the 'clean' type when everyone conisders bugs to be dirty filthy creatures.
Shino flopped down on his bed and stared through his open window. His room had a perfect view of Konohagakure's forest. He could see lightning bugs lighting up the entrance between two parted trees. Thinking of the incident with Naruto earlier in the day Shino started laughing. He just had to share what he had witnessed.
~Shino's thoughts~
Maybe people will be more willing to talk to me if they don't know its me. I should start a blog! No way blogs are girly. But then again, I can just post this one thing and see what happens.
~Shino's thoughts end~
Shino jumped up off his bed and raced over to his laptop. He quickly created a blogging account and started to write his first entry.
SmllrthnanAnt123
The scars of your love remind me of us,
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all.
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
I can't help feeling,
We could've had it all...But seriously folks I'm not here to talk about Adele's new hit song.
Nope. I'm here to talk about something only I witnessed while Team 8, 7, and 10 were having lunch together. A certain male rookie ran off with the need to use the bathroom and after unsuccesfully finding a restroom (the port-o-pottie had been removed off of the training ground earlier in the morning) he resorted to a leak in the bushes. And what about toliet paper? Well this smart blonde used a clean sheet of poison ivy. By now, the itch has got to be killing him.
Shino reread his blog entry and satisfied with his work, he signed off and went to eat dinner.
~At Ino's house~
Ino was jamming to some music in her room while shouting over the music to talk to the girls on the other end of the three way call.
"OMG! OMG!" Ino heard Tenten scream.
"What?"
"I said OMG! OMG!"
Ino turned the music down.
"No! I meant OMG! OMG! what happened."
"Girls you have got to see this blog entry!"
"Who's it by?" Sakura asked.
"No idea all I know is the screenname smllrthnanAnt123, but its hilarious!" Tenten screamed and began laughing.
Immediatly Ino, and Sakura signed into there blogs and searched for the screenname Tenten told them. Ino speed read the blog and Tenten's comment posted after Shikamaru's and Choji's.
LazyBoii
-Yea, he's really smart.
BBQcHipS!
-Hahaha! Poison ivy. Classic. Cnt w8 to find out who it was!
NinjaGurl
-OMG. I cnt stp laughing long enuf to think about who it might have been!
Ino was tearing from laughing so hard, she posted a comment and Sakura followed.
BlondeBaBe76
-That's what boys get 4 bing disgustin n using z bathroom in public!
Pinki
-Onli 1 person could have done this.
The next day Shino was walking quickly he had woken up late but if he hurried he would only be 10 minutes late for training. On his way to meet up with his team he noticed Team 8 waiting for Asuma and standing in a circle. They seemed to be discussing somehting privatley. Shino over heard the conversation as he passed.
"It was Naruto for sure!" Ino exclaimed.
"Sshh!" Choji hissed at her.
"Well of course it was, but I want to know is who wrote that blog!"
"I wonder if they'll write again tonight?" Ino asked.
Shino had never even considered that people would read his blog, much less want more. The plan was write one and see what happened. Obviously, people responded and they were intrested. Should he write more and about what?
