disclaimer: if you recognize anything, i don't own it. nope. i dont.
a/n: this is my first spongebob story, so be nice. if you hate it, please don't say so. SS means spongebob. PS means patrick. ST is squidward. MK is Mr. Krabs. do you get it? i think you can figure it out.
*singing spongebob theme song*
ok that's over, on with the story.
Double Trouble
(Spongebob's bedroom. it is 5:59 and 56 seconds and--)
HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK
(--Spongebob's alarm just went off.)
ss: I"MMMMMMMM READYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Gary, do you know what day it is?
g: (irritably) Meow.
ss: It's...it's...it's...WEDNESDAY! And you know what that means!
g: Meow.
ss: BOATING SCHOOL!!! I'MMMMMMMMMM READYYYYYYYY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...
st: Ready to shut up? (laughs feebly, thinking he's funny) Ready...shut up...ha.
(goes over to silk pillow with clarinet, starts to play an awful, scratchy version of "Twinkle twinkle little star")
ps: (comes out from under rock) Star? Is someone playing the star song? Squidward! Squidward! OOO! Squidward! Look at me! Squidward! (starts waving his hands around frantically, jumping in circles, doing flips) Woohoo! Squidward!
(Squidward is ignoring Patrick with all his might. Spongebob leaves pineapple, finds Patrick in a red cheerleading uniform with a big blue S in front...)
ps: S, Q, U, I D, dou-ble-you, A R D! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy Squidward!
ss: Patrick, what are you doing?
ps: Getting Squidward's attention.
ss: Great idea!
(Squidward has finished playing "Twinkle twinkle little star" for the 17th time, starts playing some random unknown tune, Spongebob is in a red football uniform, running back an forth, cheered on by Patrick)
ps: Spongebob, Spongebob, he's our guy, if he can't do it then...then...(starts to sweat) then...then I can fly!
ss: OOF! (just ran into Squidward's house. Finally Squidward has had enough.)
st: What are you doing?
ps: (jumps, does a kick into a split) HOORAY! IT WORKED!
st (smacks forehead, asks to himself): Why did I even ask?
ss: (looks at watch) Holy fish paste, I'm going to be late for school!
ps: Aww, Spongebob, do you really hafta go?
ss: Yes, Patrick.
ps: Oh, alright...call me when u get home!
ss: Patrick, you sat on your Shell phone and broke it. I can't.
ps: Oh yeah...well come to my house then.
ss: Okaaaaaaaaaay! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...
a/n: end of chapter. yes that was stupid, but i had to get that idea out. the double trouble thing will be cleared up later. i wont upload next chappie til i get a NICE review!
a/n: this is my first spongebob story, so be nice. if you hate it, please don't say so. SS means spongebob. PS means patrick. ST is squidward. MK is Mr. Krabs. do you get it? i think you can figure it out.
*singing spongebob theme song*
ok that's over, on with the story.
Double Trouble
(Spongebob's bedroom. it is 5:59 and 56 seconds and--)
HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK
(--Spongebob's alarm just went off.)
ss: I"MMMMMMMM READYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Gary, do you know what day it is?
g: (irritably) Meow.
ss: It's...it's...it's...WEDNESDAY! And you know what that means!
g: Meow.
ss: BOATING SCHOOL!!! I'MMMMMMMMMM READYYYYYYYY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...
st: Ready to shut up? (laughs feebly, thinking he's funny) Ready...shut up...ha.
(goes over to silk pillow with clarinet, starts to play an awful, scratchy version of "Twinkle twinkle little star")
ps: (comes out from under rock) Star? Is someone playing the star song? Squidward! Squidward! OOO! Squidward! Look at me! Squidward! (starts waving his hands around frantically, jumping in circles, doing flips) Woohoo! Squidward!
(Squidward is ignoring Patrick with all his might. Spongebob leaves pineapple, finds Patrick in a red cheerleading uniform with a big blue S in front...)
ps: S, Q, U, I D, dou-ble-you, A R D! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy Squidward!
ss: Patrick, what are you doing?
ps: Getting Squidward's attention.
ss: Great idea!
(Squidward has finished playing "Twinkle twinkle little star" for the 17th time, starts playing some random unknown tune, Spongebob is in a red football uniform, running back an forth, cheered on by Patrick)
ps: Spongebob, Spongebob, he's our guy, if he can't do it then...then...(starts to sweat) then...then I can fly!
ss: OOF! (just ran into Squidward's house. Finally Squidward has had enough.)
st: What are you doing?
ps: (jumps, does a kick into a split) HOORAY! IT WORKED!
st (smacks forehead, asks to himself): Why did I even ask?
ss: (looks at watch) Holy fish paste, I'm going to be late for school!
ps: Aww, Spongebob, do you really hafta go?
ss: Yes, Patrick.
ps: Oh, alright...call me when u get home!
ss: Patrick, you sat on your Shell phone and broke it. I can't.
ps: Oh yeah...well come to my house then.
ss: Okaaaaaaaaaay! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...
a/n: end of chapter. yes that was stupid, but i had to get that idea out. the double trouble thing will be cleared up later. i wont upload next chappie til i get a NICE review!