An Ashley Greenwood original, Herbert The Hobbit
*Disclaimer I do not own these characters, or locations except for Herbert he's smexy :)*
"Hello I'm Herbert, nice to meet you,
I have golden brown hair, that in which is never ascue,
My body is sturdy and stable,
And my pecs are impeccable,
My eyes are like chestnuts,
I have never been in love but,
That was until I met the man with the nice butt…"
Chapter 1: The return
" The Shire," Herbert said thoughtfully. You see I haven't been to the Shire in about a year or 7 months, So naturally Herbert missed his home a lot. As I looked upon the Shire I had a realization, "The Shire has a different energy about it," I yelled brightly. Now that I've realized that I ran towards my home town, because I was feeling excited.
" Herbert you're back," Bilbo Baggins yelled in his delightful voice.
I beamed, "Bilbo, I missed you so much," I jumped into his arms, because he is like my dad.
"Do you have the groceries," Dildo asked in a teacher sort of way.
Herbert then nodded reassuringly, "Of course how could I forget." I remember quite a while ago, Bilbo ordered me to go out and get some fruit for our fridge at home. Now about a year later I was back with groceries and everything.
"Oh thank you, Herbert you've always been a go-getter," Bilbo gushed with father like love. I smiled Bilbo was such a nice man, and I don't know what I would do without him, he's done a lot for me. You see my parents died when I was 7, I was so sad and alone, that's when Bilbo took me in with open arms.
" Herbert, there is going to be a party tonight you should go," Bilbo informed
" Anything for you dad," I answered, (I call him dad because he is practically my dad).
I then went inside my house and took a deep sniff, "The Shire," I whispered nostalgically. I put the groceries on the counter then into the fridge. I looked into the fridge and was shocked, " Bilbo needs to take care of himself it's been a year and no food?" I then wondered, "was he so sad without me he couldn't eat," I sighed with worry.
Then I walked into my bedroom it was decorated very well, you see I've always had a very artistic eye. I opened my closet to look for something to wear to the party, I haven't changed in a while you know.
In the end I chose a baby pink top with white pants, it really compliments my tan skin and flowing hair. I then headed to the party the party was amazing it had loud music and everything. Just then someone caught my eye he had, Curly short brown hair and bright baby blue eyes. Once I saw him standing alone I knew what I had to do, approach the man!
"Hi there, I'm Herbert," I introduced in a friendly manner. "Oh hi, I'm Frodo," The cutie answered with an innocent smile. Where will this all lead I thought to myself only time can tell…
Stay Tuned for Chapter 2 of Herbert The Hobbit!