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harry potter unleashes his final power

One day somebody really, really fat went to Hogwarts, for the first time in his life, his name was harry potter and he went there to get the magical tree bark, so after he got the tree bark he wanted to ask him how to make the magical potion of how to unleash his final power, but the tree bark didn't answer because tree bark doesn't talk.

So he asked hermonkey how to do it, she taught him how to make the powerful potato final power.

Harry was amazed with her extensive knowledge, then Ronald mcwesley came into the scene and said she was doing it all wrong because she didn't add the final touch to the potion, he said they needed some cow manure in order the potion would work so he could unleash his power.

Hermonkey told him he was wrong and was a big fatty ,but he insisted to put it in, so she did, then he said " add some beans for the smell", so she did, a few moments later it was finished the masterpiece they had worked on, but then mallboy ruined it by drinking some of it.

It was now time for the quidditch game, it was griffindor vs. slytherin, so Harry and Ronald went to get their robes on. Then it happened, when they started to play the bloger hit harry and he almost fell off his broom, then something zooming right toward him another bloger, but then something amazing happened, mallboy farted so hard that it melted the bluger, it was now ashes on the ground, it made a huge hole in it.

Now the quafful was being passed back and forth, then ding! Ten points for griffindor. Now a fourth year named Tom had the quaffle, now Larry back to tom, ding! Another ten points for Griffindor. Then a loud roar came from the crowd, now Harry was about to get the snitch, when boom a bluger hit him, now mallboy was on his tail, harry got back , he was now standing on his broom, he fell off the crowd roared with joy, not the slytherins though, Harry caught the snitch!.

Finally the time came again hermonkey and Ronald Mcwesly helped Harry make the potion again. Now it was done it was time for harry to face Moldywart, he was walking when he said I have to do this alone, then Ronald and hermonkey said: but were all in this together(HSM song) then he said "fine", then they said "that's the way uh huh uh huh- we like it uh huh uh huh(another song), hen he said "stop singing!", then he said "im going to poke moldywart´s face haha! Then Ronald and hermonkey sang: p-p-p-poke her face-p-p-p-poke her face, p-p-p-poke her face-p-p-p-poke her face(poker face). Then harry said "moldywart´s a boy , oh Ronald and hermonkey said in amazement.

Then the final battle came, Harry drank some of the potion and felt kinda weird, then the fight was on, but then the dumbmentors came out of nowhere! So they started to suck out Ronald´s and hermonkey´s happy thoughts, so harry did "expectopotato!" and the dumbmentors flew away, then he asked them "are you OK?" they said "yeah". So then they went farther and met moldywart, then quickly moldy took out his wand and they both did an extraordinary charm, the avacadabra charm! They were shooting out lightning like substances, then it broke harry´s spell and so he adopted a farting position and and farted so hard that it shook that it shook moldywart´s butt cheeks, and so he finally had killed moldywart!

Later that afternoon the three unusual friends ran along doing whatever their bellies demanded!.

THE END.

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