(Author's note: This is just going to be a silly little oneshot, but I figured it was a bit too long to be one of my drabbles. Thus, it gets its own private upload! Oh, and keep in mind this is set at Wammy's house, when Matt, Mello and Near are all really young. XD Although that should be pretty apparent as you read. I may consider adding a few more chapters to this, like little continuations. XD But only if you guys want me to.)

Mello yawned, snapping off a piece of chocolate and flipping open a book.

As if on cue, Matt skidded down the hallway, scuffing the wood floor with his boots. "Mello! I have the greatest idea ever!"

Groaning and closing the book, Mello looked at his friend. "Yeah? What is it?"

The other boy pushed his goggles up onto his forehead excitedly. "Let's get married!"

The blonde blushed a little, giving Matt a disbelieving look. "What?"

Grabbing Mello's hand, Matt sped downstairs. "It'll be awesome. It means we're adults or something. And that means we can do whatever we want!"

"Really?" Mello considered it for a moment, tapping his chin in thought. He did want to be an adult. "Alright then, let's get married."

"Score!" Matt dragged the blonde outside, where Near had already set up an elaborate wedding ceremony consisting of a podium made from a stump and a rather large audience of stuffed animals and action figures.

"I must warn you, Matt, I am not a legal minist—"

Matt cut him off, standing in front of the stump. Er, podium. "Come on, just marry us. We wanna be adults."

"Yeah, hurry it up." Mello added.

Near made an offended noise, opening the small bible he'd been given by Matt earlier. "Well which passage am I supposed to read from?"

Matt and Mello exchanged a glance. Matt spoke first. "Uh, we don't know. Just…I dunno, say some official sounding stuff. No one's gonna know but us."

Sighing and closing the bible, Near looked at the two boys. "Alright. Matt, do you take Mello to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Totally."

He twirled his hair boredly. "Very well. Mello, do you take Matt to be your lawfully wedded…husband, as well?"

"Yup."

"Then, if no one has any objections, you may kiss the bri—" Near blinked, looking deep in thought for a moment. "Well…just kiss."

Mello felt heat rising in his cheeks. "We have to kiss?"

Matt just shrugged, giving Mello a peck on the cheek and raising his arms in victory. "Marriage successful."

Near began collecting the audience of toys. "Don't forget the rings, Matt."

"Oh, yeah." Brandishing two plastic friendship rings, Matt slipped one onto Mello's finger and another onto his own, smiling at the other boy.

Mello blinked. "So, we're adults now?"

"Yeah," Matt replied with a grin. "Now where should we go on our honeymoon?"

Mello's face was an even deeper shade of red than before as he whacked Matt on the head.