The story of Daniel dorko.

HEY GUYS! Here I have two every witch way fanfics in honor of season 4 of the series. This one is written by me and the other one is by my brother. You don't need to watch the series to understand this, it is just supposed to be funny. Enjoy!

Daniel was a normal boy. Well, he WAS a normal boy. He went to Iridium High. He was happy, until his girlfriend Emma dumped him for Jax, and then he was bumped into an alternate life. Now, he works at his own animal sanctuary in the Everglades , with his pet snake Billy. He is a dork now, and because he was called Daniel Darko, he is now considered Daniel Dorko.

(Before reading on, let me tell you that you might get kinda Confused if you haven't watched the show, but I really just told you before all you really need to know, so you probably don't need to watch the show, but I suggest watching season 4 episode 1, thanks!)

*This paragraph is what actually happened in the show, quotes and all. After that, it is all mine mwahahaha*

Daniel rode his boat down the river down to his sanctuary. There, his best friend Billy, the snake, slithered. He was really big and fat. Daniel lifted his snake up onto his neck. "How's the day been Billy? Beautiful day in the sanctuary, ey?" He said and walked to the front door.

Inside, many smaller animals greeted him and Billy. "How are all your days going?" He greeted the animals. They all stared at him in silence. "Good." He replied to the silence. Daniel and Billy continued into the house, until Daniel abruptly stopped and stated, "I have to wish a goodnight to my good friend Sugar Lips." Daniel knew that he had to be careful about calling the other animals things like "good friend" around Billy, because Billy can get jealous. One time when that happened, Billy got mad and slithered away. Daniel was up all night looking for him just to find out that he was on the couch the whole time(lol)!

Another time that Billy got jealous, he tried to strangle Daniel. He went to the hospital, and though the doctors said it was probably because Billy hated Daniel, Daniel disagreed thinking it was jealousy. By the way, for some "strange" reason, the doctors called Daniel a dork.

They went down through the porch, said hello to Chirpy the parrot, and went out the back door. There, Sugar Lips, the tiger, greeted them. "Hey Baby!" Daniel said, lifting Billy down so that he could stretch is slithery thingies. Sugar Lips growled at Daniel. "Roar!" Daniel replied. Then, Daniel tried to kiss the tiger, and the tiger, well, bit Daniel's head. "You sure know how to kiss!" Daniel said. Daniel was in the hospital for months.

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