Oh god I hate joining social network sites, I can be anti-social if I feel like It, it's not like it's a disease. scowls. Okay, what's going on here? Ah!
Name: S to the P to the En. CER
I'm so gangster!
Date of Birth: 25 December 0000
I'm so holy!
Sex: Rocks my socks! F
Status: I'm totally taken...Hi Ash! :P
Orientation: Let's just say...I 3 YOU ELLEN!
Not to be Generic or anything
Height: Think 'Tom Thumb' and Style
Weight: Paris "Air head" HiltonmeBeth Ditto.
Hero(ine): Marlee Matlin, seriously, I am in awe of this woman!
Favorite
Song: The Frikkin' Ally McBeal theme tune. You think I'm joking but I'm not. I've been down this rooooooooooad...walking the line, that's painted by priiiiiiide...
Movie: Bedazzled (Have you seen Liz Hurley?!)/Juno
Tv Show: House MD/Tru Calling/The L Word Declares love to Alice
Oh my Gawd! Alice...my rock...hehe. Dana, tear
Band/singer: My very own ASHLEY DAVIES!! Gabriella Cilmi
Director: Hitch
That makes me sound kinda deep and unusual, right? I am going to KILL Ash for making me do this. She Better pay me back in some way... (GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE GUTTER)
Actress: Me! Hey, I was in a Milkshake commercial (You get the milk, and you sh-sh-sh-shake it, mmmmmmmm, that's some creamy milkshake Winks) or Reese Witherspoon (FYI! She's hot!)
Actor: Hugh Laurie or Morgan Freeman
Designer: twenty8twelve
Name: Ashley (Corny, huh!) And, Obv. Savannah or Portia.
That's WAY too corny...Oh well, she loves me for it.
Have you ever?
Climbed a tree: – That's random. And yes, I'd say 1.77 of my life has been spent in tree.
Fallen in love: Yes. Still am.
Been stalked: I frikkin' hope not.
Stalked someone: I do that all the time.
Okay, I just realized that sarcasm doesn't really show in text, right?!
Had Sex: Chokes on twinky Hmm...
Kissed someone: Oui
Had a same-sex kiss: Fuck Yes!
Maybe that's a bit forward... Just a little bit.
Gotten a tattoo: Meh! Too Personal! Grumpy now! PMS!
Gotten a piercing: Yah
Been Obsessed: Cough, Ali Larter, Cough. Did you hear something?
Done Drugs: I shoot up all the time.
Again with the 'sarcasm not noticeable' thingy.
Met a celebrity: I go to the same Sephora as Beyonce. FTW!
Okay, not true, Spence, but it's definitely more interesting than no. Note to self: find out what FTW means. Oh god, there's more...
Kissed a relative: Uhhh, Yah! but...properly? NO! Eww, incest much
Smoked a cigarette: Never, one way ticket to lung cancer!
Met Your Soul mate: Yes, siree Blushes
Do You Believe in...
Fairies?: I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.
They were asking for it!
...Aliens?: Have you MET my brother Glen?!...Yes, I do.
...Ghosts?: No, but I love the movie! Hugs Demi Moore/thin air masquerading as Demi Moore
She's soooooooo dreamy! Maybe I should write something about Patrick Swayze's cancer...meh! Screw it!
...Magic?: In a young girls heart, or the something...something...do-de-do
...Life after death?: Nooooo but I do believe in death after life.
...God?: Duuuuuuuuude, god is obviously the bearded dude from lord of the rings.
...Buddha?: I do now...
...Vishnu?: Uhhh...Who?
Seriously, who is that? Is he the elephant headed god? Six arms? The blue one?
...Faith Healing?: I'm not in the mood to be opinionated!
More? How LONG is this thing? Why couldn't I just join Myspace?
Worst:
Movie: Meet The Spartans, seriously, I died repeatedly while watching that movie.
Actress: Paris "Air head" Hilton, and yes, I must say air head every time I write her name!
Actor:...IDK, Quit pressuring me!
TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond (Sorry, it had to be said)
State: Now, that's just mean!
About Me: What?! ALL that didn't give you enough info! Grrrr!
Grrr! Doo-do-doo-do-doooooooo, DONE!
Spencer almost jumped out of her skin when her cell phone went off. 4 minutes by Justin Timberlake and Madonna blasted out as loud as it could from the miniature speakers.
Spencer waited a couple of seconds to hear JT say 'Madonna' and erupted into giggles, as she did every time she heard it.
We only got 4 minutes -uh!- 4 minutes! So keep it up don't be a pri -HEY!- Ma-dah-nuh! Ma-dah-nuh!
Once she'd straightened her face she leapt over onto her bed, tripping up on the way and bent over to the other side to pick up her phone.
"Hello?" She chirped but her face fell when she heard the hysterical voice on the other end, "Ash?".
She jumped off her bed and turned off her TV.
"Ashley, please calm down! I can barely hear you!" her heart began to pound in her chest. It sounded like one of those sorority chicks getting murdered in the most brutal way in some cheesy slasher flick, á la Final Destination.
"You did what? I'm coming, babe, don't worry!". Spencer grabbed her jacket from the headstand and slipped on her converse, "Ash? Ashley, are you there? Hello?"
The line went dead.
"Ash?" She whispered.