Greetings reader. I am Slayer, the smooth Vampire fighter. During my spare
time when I'm not taking care of the Assassins guild or fighting off Gears,
humans, or whatever you like; I enjoy a little poetry writing. Haikus to be
exact. I have written my own Haikus to many a' Guilty Gear char. Pardon me
if not all sub chars. (Like April, Zio, Necro, Raven, ect. Are not
included.) And Dr. Baldhead does not count; I firmly believe he is Faust.
All you fans out there may point out my mispronunciations. Pardon me; I am
just a vampire getting over my backed up paper work after that schmuck Zato
headed my Guild. God only knows what'll happen if Venom takes it.
Gotta go back to work. Enjoy my Haikus kind reader.
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Ode to Sol
Gear Bounty Hunter
With Fiery Gunblade
Stay out of his Way.
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Ode to Kye
Fighter of the Law
Who will shock the criminals
Be just or be dead.
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Ode to May
Girl with the anchor
Who cruises the vast blue sky
Johnny is her life
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Ode to Johnny
Man with dark shades
Who leads the Air Pirate Crew
Will true love be his?
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Ode to Baiken
One armed fighter
Who says she is no samurai
Hunts down for 'That Man'
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Ode to Chipp
Fast, Fierce, and Stealthy
Uses deadly ninjitsu
Don't diss his master
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Ode to Potemkin
Slave soldier from Zepp
Risks life to follow orders
Strong yet artistic
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Ode to Millia
Has hair of death
Who will face off to Zato
Seeks life of her own
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Ode to Zato
Man of the shadow
Who uses Eddie to fight
Till it took his toll
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Ode to Venom
Hair over his face
Inflicts pain by billiard balls
A Zato fan boy
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Ode to Jam
Great cook and fighter
With burned down restaurant
Needs prize money now
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Ode to Faust
An insane doctor
With a really big scalpel
Will cure or kill you.
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Ode to Anji
A world wide treasure
Of pure Japanese Decent
Watch out for his fans
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Ode to Axl Low
The time warping Brit
Who tries to find his way home
Poor guy still hasn't
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Ode to Testament
Gear with big scythe
Who overprotects Dizzy
Thinks humans are scum
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Ode to Dizzy
The half human Gear
With wings of good and evil
Don't push inner self.
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Ode to I-No
Heavy metal girl
Who plays those rocking tune moves
Will rock your world.
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Ode to Slayer. (Me. ^^)
Vampire of might
Who heads the Assassins Guild
Needs to clean it up.
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Ode to Bridget
Yo-Yo Fighting Wiz
Who is really a young boy
Drop the nun wear kid.
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Ode to Zappa
Possessed sick man.
Hosts possessed sick woman
Cure nonexistant.
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Ode to Kliff
Legendary man
Carries a real big knife
Short, old, but strong.
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Ode to Robo Kye
Imposter of Law
A mechanical menace
More are being made.
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Ode to Justice
The commanding Gear
Crushed along with his Gears
Some say he lives.
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Ode to 'That Man'
The creator of Gears
Started all the Mass Chaos
Someday he will pay.
time when I'm not taking care of the Assassins guild or fighting off Gears,
humans, or whatever you like; I enjoy a little poetry writing. Haikus to be
exact. I have written my own Haikus to many a' Guilty Gear char. Pardon me
if not all sub chars. (Like April, Zio, Necro, Raven, ect. Are not
included.) And Dr. Baldhead does not count; I firmly believe he is Faust.
All you fans out there may point out my mispronunciations. Pardon me; I am
just a vampire getting over my backed up paper work after that schmuck Zato
headed my Guild. God only knows what'll happen if Venom takes it.
Gotta go back to work. Enjoy my Haikus kind reader.
-------------------
Ode to Sol
Gear Bounty Hunter
With Fiery Gunblade
Stay out of his Way.
--------------------
Ode to Kye
Fighter of the Law
Who will shock the criminals
Be just or be dead.
----------------------
Ode to May
Girl with the anchor
Who cruises the vast blue sky
Johnny is her life
-----------------------
Ode to Johnny
Man with dark shades
Who leads the Air Pirate Crew
Will true love be his?
-----------------------
Ode to Baiken
One armed fighter
Who says she is no samurai
Hunts down for 'That Man'
---------------------
Ode to Chipp
Fast, Fierce, and Stealthy
Uses deadly ninjitsu
Don't diss his master
----------------------
Ode to Potemkin
Slave soldier from Zepp
Risks life to follow orders
Strong yet artistic
----------------------
Ode to Millia
Has hair of death
Who will face off to Zato
Seeks life of her own
----------------------
Ode to Zato
Man of the shadow
Who uses Eddie to fight
Till it took his toll
-----------------------
Ode to Venom
Hair over his face
Inflicts pain by billiard balls
A Zato fan boy
----------------------
Ode to Jam
Great cook and fighter
With burned down restaurant
Needs prize money now
---------------------
Ode to Faust
An insane doctor
With a really big scalpel
Will cure or kill you.
----------------------
Ode to Anji
A world wide treasure
Of pure Japanese Decent
Watch out for his fans
-----------------------
Ode to Axl Low
The time warping Brit
Who tries to find his way home
Poor guy still hasn't
-----------------------
Ode to Testament
Gear with big scythe
Who overprotects Dizzy
Thinks humans are scum
-----------------------
Ode to Dizzy
The half human Gear
With wings of good and evil
Don't push inner self.
---------------------------
Ode to I-No
Heavy metal girl
Who plays those rocking tune moves
Will rock your world.
-----------------------------
Ode to Slayer. (Me. ^^)
Vampire of might
Who heads the Assassins Guild
Needs to clean it up.
---------------------------
Ode to Bridget
Yo-Yo Fighting Wiz
Who is really a young boy
Drop the nun wear kid.
--------------------------
Ode to Zappa
Possessed sick man.
Hosts possessed sick woman
Cure nonexistant.
----------------------
Ode to Kliff
Legendary man
Carries a real big knife
Short, old, but strong.
------------------------
Ode to Robo Kye
Imposter of Law
A mechanical menace
More are being made.
-------------------------
Ode to Justice
The commanding Gear
Crushed along with his Gears
Some say he lives.
----------------------------------
Ode to 'That Man'
The creator of Gears
Started all the Mass Chaos
Someday he will pay.