Ness-Senpai

by Heresplitatom

Ness gets transferred to a new school outside of his home town-no, his country, and he is not willing to put up with it for long. When he does get there, he notices several things are...off. Girls with, uh, overly exaggerated proportions and obnoxiously large hair fill the halls and swarm him like moths to a lightbulb. This story is only for the strongest of wills, trust me.

1. Prologue

Prologue

Before you begin reading the actual story, I wanted to let you know something.

This entire story is satire. I'll be throwing in fanfiction clichés and anime clichés as well as poking fun at them in one way or another. No, this is not a smash bros. fanfiction, though it may start to seem like one in chapter 2 (yes, I've made a crossover just for the sake of more satire). This story is simply for fun, so don't take this seriously. There are fanfictions out there with clichés that are a decent read, so if you like a cliché, then I have nothing against you.

Take this with a grain of salt, if you please.